Author Topic: Joe Rogan's Penis  (Read 11524 times)

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2017, 05:04:57 PM »
He didn't get his hand chopped off, you stupid bastard. He got smashed in the face with a rock or a tin of some shit. And there's nothing stupid about taking on two machete-wielding amateurs when you're unarmed - providing you know what you're doing. If it was me, I'd have held my nerve as the first one lunged at me, then stepped in to his attack and blocked his swing with my forearm while using my other hand to launch a monkey-claw finger strike to his eye. As the other one charged at me from behind, I'd simply roll under the first guys legs and use him as a human shield to block his friends strike. After he'd accidentally killed his own friend with a mistimed swing, I'd throw a flurry of quick slaps to his ears in order to disorientate him, then finish him off with an axe kick to the vulnerable Parietal bones of the cranial cavity.

That's Ray Longo,  one of the top rated striking coaches.

Ray back in the day


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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2017, 09:30:29 PM »
Looks more like a Teamsters striker.

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #27 on: April 24, 2017, 08:00:05 AM »
Ok, please don't judge me, cause I'm really high right now . . . I watching Youtube and see a weigh in. And low and behold what do I see - Joe Rogan's Cock. Am I just too high, or does this guy have a massive hog on him?

There's probably something in his pocket like a phone, wallet or a lighter.

I'm not judging.  I'm just observing.

You're gay.

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #28 on: April 24, 2017, 08:30:08 AM »
I'm not judging.  I'm just observing.

You're gay.


I must agree on that observation.

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #29 on: April 24, 2017, 12:10:13 PM »
I'm not judging.  I'm just observing.

You're gay.


That makes me gay does it? LMAO.

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #30 on: April 24, 2017, 12:18:43 PM »
That makes me gay does it? LMAO.

u observe and then create threads about cock that u find impressive, u stupid phaggot... of course ur gay.

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #31 on: April 24, 2017, 02:40:03 PM »
u observe and then create threads about cock that u find impressive, u stupid phaggot... of course ur gay.

And you clicked on the thread and spend lot's of time on forums where oiled up men in speedos are discussed and celebrated. Welcome, I guess I'll see you on the dance floor . . . "its raining men!" Hallelujah.

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #32 on: April 24, 2017, 02:45:00 PM »
I guess I'll see you on the dance floor . . . "its raining men!" Hallelujah.

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dont hold ur breath, perv

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #33 on: April 25, 2017, 07:52:47 AM »
dont hold ur breath, perv

And you clicked on it twice!!!!

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Re: Joe Rogan's Penis
« Reply #34 on: April 25, 2017, 07:57:17 AM »
And you clicked on it twice!!!!

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3rd time a charm?