Author Topic: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack (Read 15414 times)

Parker · « **on:** April 30, 2017, 07:08:04 PM »

This summer, some of you may don your thong, oil, and hiking boots and immerse yourselves in the wonders of nature. You may stumble across a grizzly, here are steps to help you stay alive.

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Fortress · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2017, 07:10:10 PM »

Give him a barrage of punches to the beanbag and perhaps an eye poke.

Wiggs · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2017, 07:17:33 PM »

Take off your shirt, if you're wearing one. Hit a front lat spread appearing larger and wider to intimidate said bear and while bear is stunned, hit him with a growling most most muscular. Game over, lights out for the bear. That will show him who's boss.

Parker · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2017, 07:32:24 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on April 30, 2017, 07:17:33 PM

Take off your shirt, if you're wearing one. Hit a front lat spread appearing larger and wider to intimidate said bear and while bear is stunned, hit him with a growling most most muscular. Game over, lights out for the bear. That will show him who's boss.

I would like to hear from ESFitness. He may have some pointers in dealing with 500+ pound behemoths that want to intimidate or eat you. Remember, that one who goes furthest wins. Especially one who doesn't take kindly to disrespect.

Schnauzer · « **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2017, 07:42:09 PM »

Quote from: Parker on April 30, 2017, 07:32:24 PM

I would like to hear from ESFitness. He may have some pointers in dealing with 500+ pound behemoths that want intimidate or eat you. Remember, that one who goes furthest wins. Especially one who doesn't take kindly to disrespect.

He wrestled with a lot of bears when he was in prison.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #5 on:** April 30, 2017, 09:05:37 PM »

Quote from: Schnauzer on April 30, 2017, 07:42:09 PM

He wrestled with a lot of bears when he was in prison.

lmao

Simple Simon · « **Reply #6 on:** April 30, 2017, 09:42:55 PM »

make sure you go in the woods with esfitness.

Eric2 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 30, 2017, 10:23:53 PM »

Saw this movie when it was first released, had a hard time being in the woods afterwards. Still do a little.

Eric2 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 30, 2017, 10:32:52 PM »

Eric2 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 30, 2017, 10:38:32 PM »

This book scared the shit out of me when I read it.

Then this crazy fucker went and lived with them and is pictured reading the book. Of course we know how he ended up, sadly.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #10 on:** April 30, 2017, 10:39:32 PM »

Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.

Eric2 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 30, 2017, 10:43:30 PM »

The US government is going to bring the Grizzly back to where I live soon. Fortunately I am heavily armed when I go cutting firewood. Still, it makes me a little nervous.

Rudee · « **Reply #12 on:** April 30, 2017, 11:46:16 PM »

No Grizzly Bear would ever catch me. It would be too busy slipping in my shit.

kreator · « **Reply #13 on:** April 30, 2017, 11:47:16 PM »

Quote from: Eric2 on April 30, 2017, 10:23:53 PM

Saw this movie when it was first released, had a hard time being in the woods afterwards. Still do a little.

great horror, very undersetimated! watched it many times as a kid

BSN · « **Reply #14 on:** April 30, 2017, 11:59:39 PM »

A prayer ?

Rudee · « **Reply #15 on:** May 01, 2017, 12:01:14 AM »

I remember hearing about this in the news three years ago. A nightmarish scenario like something out of a horror movie. A large Grizzly bear smashed the window of a couples home and chased the occupants around their own house. They ran out of their house to escape the bear. The bear caught up with one of them and mauled them to death.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/grizzly-bear-entered-claudia-huber-s-house-before-fatal-attack-1.2805905

BSN · « **Reply #16 on:** May 01, 2017, 12:06:56 AM »

A hungry bear or mama bear with her pups It's not preferable to meet..

slicksta · « **Reply #17 on:** May 01, 2017, 01:41:24 AM »

this.....

Parker · « **Reply #18 on:** May 01, 2017, 01:49:08 AM »

Quote from: Rudee on May 01, 2017, 12:01:14 AM

I remember hearing about this in the news three years ago. A nightmarish scenario like something out of a horror movie. A large Grizzly bear smashed the window of a couples home and chased the occupants around their own house. They ran out of their house to escape the bear. The bear caught up with one of them and mauled them to death.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/grizzly-bear-entered-claudia-huber-s-house-before-fatal-attack-1.2805905

They possibly should have went into a room and locked the door, pushed up furniture and had that rifle ready.
Went the woman ran outside, she was dead. Unless she got to a car or up a very sturdy tree.

I've seen some of those homes which have been "bear proofed". The Windows and doors have thick wooden covers that you can slide and latch from the inside.

Quote from: BSN on May 01, 2017, 12:06:56 AM

A hungry bear or mama bear with her pups It's not preferable to meet..

You almost feel bad for that bison. You know that it is basically dead meat running.
I almost thought it was a man running in a bison suit because it is missing patches of skin and hide.

muscleman-2017 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 01, 2017, 03:35:17 AM »

fukk the grizzly i will take it out with my ak47

Surfboard 1717 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 01, 2017, 03:39:06 AM »

Quote from: Eric2 on April 30, 2017, 10:43:30 PM

The US government is going to bring the Grizzly back to where I live soon. Fortunately I am heavily armed when I go cutting firewood. Still, it makes me a little nervous.

But, what will you do if Vince Basil show up

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 01, 2017, 04:55:20 AM »

Quote from: Eric2 on April 30, 2017, 10:38:32 PM

This book scared the shit out of me when I read it.

Then this crazy fucker went and lived with them and is pictured reading the book. Of course we know how he ended up, sadly.

Didn't they find his watch in the Bears stomach? What a dumbass.

BSN · « **Reply #22 on:** May 01, 2017, 05:44:12 AM »

Yes, that means forgetting that they are very dangerous wild animals.

http://www.yellowstone-bearman.com/Tim_Treadwell.html

Also a very experienced russian researcher was also killed by the bear in the past.

http://articles.latimes.com/2003/dec/31/world/fg-bear31

falco · « **Reply #23 on:** May 01, 2017, 07:57:00 AM »

Thanks man, but no bears around here. Biggest danger are boars and very rarely a wolf with cups.

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #24 on:** May 01, 2017, 08:05:03 AM »

This is how you survive a Grizzly Attack

Author Topic: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack (Read 15414 times)

Simple Simon

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