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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2017, 08:33:55 AM »
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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #26 on: May 01, 2017, 09:17:18 AM »
Yes, that means forgetting that they are very dangerous wild animals.

http://www.yellowstone-bearman.com/Tim_Treadwell.html


Also a very experienced russian researcher was also killed by the bear in the past.

http://articles.latimes.com/2003/dec/31/world/fg-bear31

Wow, that story makes my skin crawl. I wonder if the recording is out on the net somewhere. I don't want to listen, but I'm sure it's out there.

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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2017, 09:21:23 AM »
Thanks man, but no bears around here. Biggest danger are boars and very rarely a wolf with cups.
Did the wolves have red cups? And what was inside the cups? Also, did they take pictures with the cups upside down?

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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2017, 10:43:03 AM »
This is how you survive a Grizzly Attack  >:(



What exactly would happen if a Silverback Gorilla and a Grizzly Bear wandered into eachother? (lets say both are released in the same area)

Would the Gorilla stand up straight on his backlegs pounding his chest a la King Kong?
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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2017, 11:02:17 AM »
just tell them you're a friend of Bart's ::) ::) ::)
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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #30 on: May 01, 2017, 11:07:33 AM »
Wow, that story makes my skin crawl. I wonder if the recording is out on the net somewhere. I don't want to listen, but I'm sure it's out there.

The recording is out there and can be found.
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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2017, 11:24:24 AM »
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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2017, 11:36:50 AM »
Thanks man, but no bears around here. Biggest danger are boars and very rarely a wolf with cups.
gotta watch those wolves and their cups...especially if they're full of good coffee.

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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #33 on: May 01, 2017, 12:47:25 PM »
Wow, that story makes my skin crawl. I wonder if the recording is out on the net somewhere. I don't want to listen, but I'm sure it's out there.

Nope.  Next of kin destroyed the recording.  There is some fake audio recordings of it on YouTube, but they've been debunked as not being authentic.

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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #34 on: May 02, 2017, 07:04:52 AM »
What exactly would happen if a Silverback Gorilla and a Grizzly Bear wandered into eachother? (lets say both are released in the same area)

Would the Gorilla stand up straight on his backlegs pounding his chest a la King Kong?

Would favour the Grizzly to rip the Gorilla to shreds.

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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #35 on: May 02, 2017, 09:21:50 AM »
This is how you survive a Grizzly Attack  >:(

Grizzly has a bigger mouth and longer claws like knives. No way..

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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #36 on: May 02, 2017, 09:33:27 AM »
This Grizzly gets FUCKED up  :-\ Poor fella


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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #37 on: May 02, 2017, 09:42:59 AM »
Yeah, nothing heroic when they shoots such a bear, from a long distance, using a sniper rifle . Even a boy is a "hero" like that.

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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #38 on: May 02, 2017, 10:21:22 AM »
Stupid fucking animal, man should be free to roam the forest as he pleases without fear of being mauled to death by a a big dumb pointless animal.
Eaten by a wild animal should only happen to dumb negroes in shitty third world countries.

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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #39 on: May 02, 2017, 12:40:14 PM »
How to survive a Grizzly attack? .50 cent 300 win-mag round


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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #40 on: May 02, 2017, 12:45:20 PM »
Take off your shirt, if you're wearing one. Hit a front lat spread appearing larger and wider to intimidate said bear and while bear is stunned, hit him with a growling most most muscular. Game over, lights out for the bear. That will show him who's boss.  >:(

Philsulin will be in trouble.



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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #41 on: May 02, 2017, 02:08:01 PM »
Just tell the bear that Howard will be meeting up with you soon.

He will not be sticking around.

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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #42 on: May 02, 2017, 03:15:37 PM »
A real man runs away from nothing.

Bear gets spicey with you, you square off to the burly bucko and give him the ol' one-two.

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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #43 on: May 02, 2017, 05:35:27 PM »
A real man runs away from nothing.

Bear gets spicey with you, you square off to the burly bucko and give him the ol' one-two.

Puttin up yer dukes gettin ready to throw hands?
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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #44 on: May 02, 2017, 05:50:33 PM »
I really don't understand trophy hunting.  Big game hunting or whatever it's called bums me out big time.

I know there are times when it's necessary to kill them but it just would never occur to me to kill some animal and hang its corpse on my fucking wall.

I'm not trying to ban it, it just isn't my thing.

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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #45 on: May 02, 2017, 05:52:22 PM »
I really don't understand trophy hunting.  Big game hunting or whatever it's called bums me out big time.

I know there are times when it's necessary to kill them but it just would never occur to me to kill some animal and hang its corpse on my fucking wall.

I'm not trying to ban it, it just isn't my thing.


I agree.

I must say, after seeing the ability of that bear to take all those rounds...no way in hell a gorilla could whip a grizzly.

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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #46 on: May 02, 2017, 05:58:52 PM »
This Grizzly gets FUCKED up  :-\ Poor fella



Why would anyone enjoy this?  Fucking thing just wants to live.

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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #47 on: May 02, 2017, 06:13:54 PM »
Why would anyone enjoy this?  Fucking thing just wants to live.

Well so does the animals that the bear kills too.

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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #48 on: May 02, 2017, 08:46:11 PM »
I really don't understand trophy hunting.  Big game hunting or whatever it's called bums me out big time.

I know there are times when it's necessary to kill them but it just would never occur to me to kill some animal and hang its corpse on my fucking wall.

I'm not trying to ban it, it just isn't my thing.


Nor do I, I have friends that hunt all the time, some for trophy and some for the meat. I have never understood it, at least in times where our food is more plentiful now than ever. I am not much of a meat eater anyway, except for eggs and fish. The occasional burger. I do think hunting is a necessary task for people to do however, the trade and skill should be passed down for those that have to do it. Just never understood the thrill kill trophy types, killing from afar while masked and hidden from view is not sporting in my opinion. I watched the videos of the African bushmen out walking their prey until it's exhausted carrying only a small amount of food and a spear. That's a sport and they use all of the kill.
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Re: How To Survive A Grizzy Attack
« Reply #49 on: May 02, 2017, 09:25:28 PM »
I really don't understand trophy hunting.  Big game hunting or whatever it's called bums me out big time.

I know there are times when it's necessary to kill them but it just would never occur to me to kill some animal and hang its corpse on my fucking wall.

I'm not trying to ban it, it just isn't my thing.

I think those people have some type of issue. Maybe the "thrill of the hunt" types, kinda like the ones who would go and shoot a Tiger from a top an elephant. Kinda like they feel the need to dominant and kill something.

But sometimes, one can be surprised. These are Park Rangers going to tranq a Tiger.