Okay, fair enough.
What about advice for same fella, who wants to visit for a month or two, make friends, meet real women (not whores), live the lifestyle, see the country, learn the land...?
When i said whores, i meant chronic onenightstand women. Whotes in my book.
If you want wife material, go to church every sunday morning.
To learn the land, rent a jeep, with lockers.