how many of the following would you consider a dealbreaker in a woman
- she cant or wont cook.
- she talks all the time.
- she's not into working out.
- she's a fat slob
- she got wide hips.
- she got a big ass.
- she got big thighs.
- she's a midget.
- she's older than you.
- she's a teenager.
- she takes photos all the time. of everything. and everybody.
- she smokes. but wont use your bare chest as an ashtray. not even when its your birthday.
- she drinks. a lot. all the time.
- she keeps in touch with her ex.
- she has male friends.
- she dresses like a slut.
- she's into an open relationship.
- she's ugly.
- she is starting to look like her mom.
- she let herself go.
- she wears mostly sweatpants and not just around the house.
- she never gives blowjobs.
- she earns more money than you.
- she's got more muscle than you.
- she's stronger than you.
- she wont wear highheels and walk all over you while you lay naked on the bed.
- she takes semi-nude selfies and put them on instagram.
- she keeps saying she will call the cops on you everytime you hit her.
- she wants to go on a vacation. without you.
- she wants to go on a vacation. with you. visiting her parents.
- she goes out clubbing with her girlfriends. every weekend.
- she wants a threesome. but not with you.
- she likes anal. your anal.
- she got her ex boyfriends names tattoed. all of them.
- she use steroids.
- she got more hair than you and refuse to shave.
- she got kids.
- she wants kids.
- she doesnt want kids.
- she got tattoes.
- she got her nose pierced, like a bull.
- she sweat a lot.
how many of the following would you consider a dealbreaker in a woman
- she cant or wont cook.
- she talks all the time.
- she's not into working out.
- she's a fat slob
- she got wide hips.
- she got a big ass.
- she got big thighs.
- she's a midget.
- she's older than you.
- she's a teenager.
- she takes photos all the time. of everything. and everybody.
- she smokes. but wont use your bare chest as an ashtray. not even when its your birthday.
- she drinks. a lot. all the time.
- she keeps in touch with her ex.
- she has male friends.
- she dresses like a slut.
- she's into an open relationship.
- she's ugly.
- she is starting to look like her mom.
- she let herself go.
- she wears mostly sweatpants and not just around the house.
- she never gives blowjobs.
- she earns more money than you.
- she's got more muscle than you.
- she's stronger than you.
- she wont wear highheels and walk all over you while you lay naked on the bed.
- she takes semi-nude selfies and put them on instagram.
- she keeps saying she will call the cops on you everytime you hit her.
- she wants to go on a vacation. without you.
- she wants to go on a vacation. with you. visiting her parents.
- she goes out clubbing with her girlfriends. every weekend.
- she wants a threesome. but not with you.
- she likes anal. your anal.
- she got her ex boyfriends names tattoed. all of them.
- she use steroids.
- she got more hair than you and refuse to shave.
- she got kids.
- she wants kids.
- she doesnt want kids.
- she got tattoes.
- she got her nose pierced, like a bull.
- she sweat a lot.
Who takes all that time to Think of all thatncrap? Very beta to devote that much effort into complaining about women.
She aint gotta be a chef. I'm cool with hamburger helper. Plus I can make sushi.
Too much talking gets annoying.
Couldn't care less if she works out or has ever stepped foot in a gym
fat slob? no. chubby? I don't mind, but slob? No
wide hips are feminine and necessary. Slim hips looks like a little boys physique. Gross.
Big ass is feminine and a plus.
Big thighs are feminine and necessary.
Midget is a fetish. No thanks.
Older than me? So what. First 2 baby mommas were older than me. 11 yrs and 6 yrs respectively.
Teenager? Fuck no. who even thinks about that?
Taking photos is a plus. Hopefully she has a cannon 5D MII
smokes? No thanks.
Drinks a lot? No thanks.
Keeping in touch with her Ex is dealbreaker #1, 2, 3, &4.
male friend? Fuck no. dealbreaker #5. should go without saying, along with her Ex.
She better dress like an adult. Closet full of Forever21 ? Fuck that.
Open relationship means she's cool with getting fucked by other dudes. That's cool, but she's only filling time till I find a real gf... and she sure as fuck ain't getting any gifts. Including birthday or xmas
ugly? Should go without saying. Which is why I've never bothered with big face, big featured white women.
They're all gonna look like their mom eventually.
If she lets herself go and is still attractive, who cares?
Sweatpants, tank top, and flip flops are more attractive than heels and a dress.
Never gives blowjobs = we ain't even having a second date.
Earns more money? Good. Must have a fragile ego if that's a problem.
More muscle? Lol. Sucks for you. Twink.
Stronger? Lol.. sucks for you. Twink.
Highheels on the chest hurts. Fuck that.
If she puts semi nudes on instagram, you're not her boyfriend.
If she calls the cops ever, it's over. Should be dealbreaker #3(or 4? I lose count)
vacation without you? So what. Let her go and move before she gets back.
Vacation visiting parents isn't a vacation.
If she goes clubbing with girlfriends, you're not her boyfriend.
She wants a 3some without you? Cool. Change the locks before she gets back.
She can like anal like that with somebody else. Not gonna wonder how many dudes she's done that with. Peace out.
Any exboyfriend tattooed is too many. Cover that shit and she better keep it to herself.
Girls who use steroids are unpredictable and a pain in the ass... volatile and irrational. Cops will be called.
No scenario where a girl would have more hair than a man.
Who cares if she has kids? So long as she can afford them. Better if they're younger. Like 2 or so and still learning.
Wants kid? Cool so long as she and you can afford them.
Doesn't want kids? What the fuck. This is just foolish.
So what if she's gotta tats, so long as they're not on her tits, pussy, ass, or tramp stamp.
Bull nose piercing are lame.
So long as she doesn't stink, who cares if she sweats. It still probably ain't as much as me and i'm not gonna notice.
