How do i develop a physqiue like this?

[Darren Avey]

You see I believe if I develop a physique like this ill automatically be able to fight like that guy. SO what do I do?

[Dave D]

For you the best case scenario is to reincarnate after he impregnates your mother. 

Here's the catch, in order to reincarnate you need to be dead and given that your mother is likely headed in the age range of non fertile women you need to move quickly on this plan.


God speed.

[Yamcha]

SO what do I do?

Incarceration and watermelon.

[calfzilla]

Incarceration and watermelon.

I kid you not true story; was standing outside a medical office the other day and out comes a Hebrew woman and her husband. As they walk to her car near where I was she was like "oh ma gawd it smells so good like watermelons. I love the smell of water mellons smells so fresh".

It was just an avg spring day and did not smell like watermelons. 

[AbrahamG]

Incarceration and watermelon.

OMFG.  LMFAO. 

[Schnauzer]

Photoshop and Pro Tan.

[The_Iron_Disciple]

Photoshop and Pro Tan.

This.

How old was Mike in those photos ? 16, 18 ?

[Strongmanfan]

You see I believe if I develop a physique like this ill automatically be able to fight box like that guy. SO what do I do?

Fixed.

Boxers can't fight all that well.  They can strike, but that's about it.

[BB]

This.

How old was Mike in those photos ? 16, 18 ?

Judging from the Hilton shirts, the pic is from 86 or 87, so anywhere between 19 - 21.

[Strongmanfan]

Judging from the Hilton shirts, the pic is from 86 or 87, so anywhere between 19 - 21.

We have a winner.  Boxing is a pretty limited fighting art though.  He would lose in his weight class in the UFC.  He would have no ground game.

[The_Iron_Disciple]

Judging from the Hilton shirts, the pic is from 86 or 87, so anywhere between 19 - 21.

Thank you.

[hipolito mejia]

You see I believe if I develop a physique like this ill automatically be able to fight like that guy. SO what do I do?

First you must fight like him. Then similar physique development will follow. 

[falco]

you will need levels of willpower not attainable with seringes or pills.

[Darren Avey]

Fixed.

Boxers can't fight all that well.  They can strike, but that's about it.

Hahahahahahahaha

Fedor said Tyson would ve been a very hard fight under any rules.
Brock said similar.
Randy Couture said he wouldn't have gone near Tyson in any rules or no rules.
Joe Rogan thinks Tyson would ve beaten Cain and Fedor.
Bas Rutten also thinks similar

BUT

"Strongmanfan" knows better 

[Simple Simon]

Hahahahahahahaha

Fedor said Tyson would ve been a very hard fight under any rules.
Brock said similar.
Randy Couture said he wouldn't have gone near Tyson in any rules or no rules.
Joe Rogan thinks Tyson would ve beaten Cain and Fedor.
Bas Rutten also thinks similar

BUT

"Strongmanfan" knows better 

Tyson would get taken down and pounded out inside a minute, guy was always a bully and a coward.

[Strongmanfan]

Hahahahahahahaha

Fedor said Tyson would ve been a very hard fight under any rules.
Brock said similar.
Randy Couture said he wouldn't have gone near Tyson in any rules or no rules.
Joe Rogan thinks Tyson would ve beaten Cain and Fedor.
Bas Rutten also thinks similar

BUT

"Strongmanfan" knows better 

With no takedown defense?

If those experts said that, I retract my statement.

Or maybe it's just that Tyson is a freak.  I would think Brock would beat Tyson.

[visualizeperfection]

Tyson would get taken down and pounded out inside a minute, guy was always a bully and a coward.

Panties.

[HTexan]

Tyson was 5'10 and 220-ish. Not small but not really huge either.

[Ropo]

We have a winner.  Boxing is a pretty limited fighting art though.  He would lose in his weight class in the UFC.  He would have no ground game.

So why those UFC- stars isn't there to take easy glory and money from the boxing matches? And how do you know about Tyson's ground game, while you haven't seen it? How do you could know if he needs ground game at all, because he is capable for one hit KO's. It is just stupidity to think that guys like Tyson are helpless when you take away all the rules which have defined the limits on which victory can be taken. Surely it would be funny to see the results when Tyson hit some UFC fighter with the UFC gloves, while he was capable to break bones with the padded boxing gloves  

[Simple Simon]

So why those UFC- stars isn't there to take easy glory and money from the boxing matches? And how do you know about Tyson's ground game, while you haven't seen it? How do you could know if he needs ground game at all, because he is capable for one hit KO's. It is just stupidity to think that guys like Tyson are helpless when you take away all the rules which have defined the limits on which victory can be taken. Surely it would be funny to see the results when Tyson hit some UFC fighter with the UFC gloves, while he was capable to break bones with the padded boxing gloves  

Because they cant box as well as boxers you dumbass.

[falco]

Fixed.

Boxers can't fight all that well.  They can strike, but that's about it.

Tyson is a force of nature. He can fuck you up this precise moment, at his age.

[kevcat]

Tyson would get taken down and pounded out inside a minute, guy was always a bully and a coward.

Really? A bully and coward? LOL How many fights have you had? Not really a cowardly thing getting involved in fights for a living LOL

[HTexan]

Tyson is a force of nature. He can fuck you up this precise moment, at his age.

then fuck you until you love it.

[Skylge]

So why those UFC- stars isn't there to take easy glory and money from the boxing matches? And how do you know about Tyson's ground game, while you haven't seen it? How do you could know if he needs ground game at all, because he is capable for one hit KO's. It is just stupidity to think that guys like Tyson are helpless when you take away all the rules which have defined the limits on which victory can be taken. Surely it would be funny to see the results when Tyson hit some UFC fighter with the UFC gloves, while he was capable to break bones with the padded boxing gloves  

UFC stars fail at boxing
So do kickboxing champs

They would like to go into boxing, the money is much bigger there. But they can't (And many won't pass a drug test....)

[Bulgarian_enforcer]

tyson is no coward mane, do not disrespect the boy warrior - world champ at 20.