I didn't know he went to Grad school. And people say that bodybuilders don't have brains.
Here's his real myspace profile:
 DEREK's Details
Status:   Same Sex Marriage to Chris Duffy
Here for:   getting my ass reemed
Orientation:   Gay as the day is long
Hometown:   San Francisco
Body type:   GH gut, small weenie
Ethnicity:   White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:   Gemini (self explanatory)
Smoke / Drink:   Crystal Meth/Black Jack
Education:   Deep Throat Academy for Gay Sex
Occupation:   Gay prostitute / Gay porn star / I still "occupy" my parents basement
P.S. I'm NOT GAY   - D.A.