I didn't know he went to Grad school. And people say that bodybuilders don't have brains.
Here's his real myspace profile:
DEREK's Details
Status: Same Sex Marriage to Chris Duffy
Here for: getting my ass reemed
Orientation: Gay as the day is long
Hometown: San Francisco
Body type: GH gut, small weenie
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign: Gemini (self explanatory)
Smoke / Drink: Crystal Meth/Black Jack
Education: Deep Throat Academy for Gay Sex
Occupation: Gay prostitute / Gay porn star / I still "occupy" my parents basement
P.S. I'm NOT GAY - D.A.