1650 Dollars For A Bedroom Suite??? Fuck That Shit. I Got A Better Idea

[Shizzo]

I happen to know what Primemuscle's gloryhole looks like, and I can tell you it is made from luxurious materials!

Really? I always figured it would look like a 70's barbershop, complete with pictures of Bill Walton and Elizabeth Taylor.

[NelsonMuntz]

I happen to know what Primemuscle's gloryhole looks like, and I can tell you it is made from luxurious materials!

[FitnessFrenzy]

Really? I always figured it would look like a 70's barbershop, complete with pictures of Bill Walton and Elizabeth Taylor.

Well, Shizzo, being a glory hole inspector is a "dirty" job, but somebody's got to do it. 

[FitnessFrenzy]

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[Shizzo]

Well, Shizzo, being a glory hole inspector is a "dirty" job, but somebody's got to do it. 

I hear it can suck the life right out of you.

[FitnessFrenzy]

I hear it can suck the life right out of you.

 

[OLKE_TEXAS]

Congratulations on persevering for so long.  As a fully paid up lazy sh1t (who ironically and hypocritically despises laziness in others), I have to confess that on the rare occasion I get something flat-packed, I have a guy come and assemble it for me.  And while I'm feeling confessional, I also have a gardener and employ decorators when I need them

Back to flat-pack guy though, having watched him work, he mostly uses a variable speed electric screwdriver, but does indeed perform those last few turns by hand, so the OP is on the money here.

so BB related as he is working his forearms...

You cant assemble Ikea stuff ? It is designed so even monkeys can do it. You are boasting a lot about beeing loaded rich and such, "gardener this" decorator that", "flat packed only on rare occasions", "fully paid but lazy", "made it big early in career so money forever and ever avaliable" " can do what I want"  You are transforming in to a look at me I am the man kind of poster lately. What is this " crazy adventure" you started that made you so rich? Care to share us some details and back up some of your claims?

[NelsonMuntz]

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[Henda]

Horrific stuff but if you dig white plastic then ok.

Btw the little numbers on the nose of the drill indicate a torque setting, Mr Handy.

This, even then it's not always necessary as long as you take your time don't recal ever using the torque settings, I wouldn't even attempt to assemble furniture if I don't have my battery drill handy, takes far too long.

[OLKE_TEXAS]

Dont mock Go4it you sick son of a bitch! Dont drag him in to your nonsense.
Go4it come back I love you, wil pay good £££ !!

[Primemuscle]

I happen to know what Primemuscle's gloryhole looks like, and I can tell you it is made from luxurious materials!

Interesting. 

[deadz]

Ugly and cheap looking furniture.

[NelsonMuntz]

I kinda think that Vince is like Phil, the homeless guy on Night Court.

When he died Dan found out the fucking guy was rich

[Shizzo]

I kinda think that Vince is like Phil, the homeless guy on Night Court.

When he died Dan found out the fucking guy was rich

Lol, not a chance in hell. Vince is just delusional. He thinks making the big time, is being able to afford the KFC 20 piece family bucket, for himself.

His version of fine dining is splurging for extra hush puppies at Long John Silver.

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

I'm not the one who sucked another man's dick just for applause on Getbig.  I'm not the one posting on another account when practically everyone on Getbig told you to piss off.

Most importantly.. I'm not you ..

[Shizzo]

I'm not the one who sucked another man's dick just for applause on Getbig.  I'm not the one posting on another account when practically everyone on Getbig told you to piss off.

Most importantly.. I'm not you ..

That never happened....much like most of your fantasy stories. I do actually believe you are delusional enough to brag about taking 4 hours to put together cardboard furniture. I do not believe you have a keen eye (or wallet) for interior decorating. You should ask Vissy for some advice.

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

That never happened....much like most of your fantasy stories. I do actually believe you are delusional enough to brag about taking 4 hours to put together cardboard furniture. I do not believe you have a keen eye (or wallet) for interior decorating. You should ask Vissy for some advice.

And you should hit the gym you hippo son of a bitch instead of posting all day

[Shizzo]

And you should hit the gym you hippo son of a bitch instead of posting all day

[FitnessFrenzy]

I'm not the one who sucked another man's dick just for applause on Getbig.  I'm not the one posting on another account when practically everyone on Getbig told you to piss off.

Most importantly.. I'm not you ..

Ok folks:

I had just left Planet Fitness (yes I work out there, its cheap) and decided to pick up some grub before I went home so I went to Moe's Southwest Grill.  When I walked in it was crowded but over in the corner was this white guy that I slept with the previous week.  To my astonishment, he was sitting with what I presumed to be his wife and 4 screaming little kids.  He looked over and somewhat cringed a bit and for good reason.  I have a general policy to where I don't mess with married guys as I've had some issues with that and he clearly lied. It was a sobering moment to think that while he was telling his wife that he loved her, that he also loved 8 inches of my black kielbasa pounding his ass for a good 30 minutes and shooting all over his mouth (he wanted it). 

Anyway, I got distracted and the worker asked me what I wanted to order.  I took a deep breath and loudly announced that I wanted a HOMEWRECKER!!  The guy simply just shook his head and put it down on the table while his wife was asking if he had a headache.....

I rule.     

[Shizzo]

The tables have finally turned......

[FitnessFrenzy]

The tables have finally turned......

Goodrum is making a fool of himself in this thread, and that needs to be pointed out! 

[NaturalWonder83]

Goodrum is making a fool of himself in this thread, and that needs to be pointed out! 

uh not exactly-it's not just this thread it's every thread

[Taffin]

You cant assemble Ikea stuff ? It is designed so even monkeys can do it. You are boasting a lot about beeing loaded rich and such, "gardener this" decorator that", "flat packed only on rare occasions", "fully paid but lazy", "made it big early in career so money forever and ever avaliable" " can do what I want"  You are transforming in to a look at me I am the man kind of poster lately. What is this " crazy adventure" you started that made you so rich? Care to share us some details and back up some of your claims?

Hahaha - talk about getting my post ass-backwards - I wasn't boasting I was actually confessing to being rubbish at alpha-male stuff - I am sh1t at DIY, gardening and decorating, so am forced to pay someone better than me to do it! LOL Jesus wakeup....   

And I am nowhere near the point of having "money forever and ever available" so I can "do what I want" either - like Big Al McKechnie for example - where did that come from??  I had a little luck years ago, but if you think I'm going to provide evidence on the board you should know better about this place    PM me if you're really that interested...

You've been posting very angry lately buddy, are there things..?

[Walter Sobchak]

I totally approve of this thread.

Primehomosexual arguing about sucking cocks
KING SHIZZO ruling from his West Palm Beach glory hole
And Goodrum bragging about fucking some Down's Syndrome dude in the stall at Chuckie Cheese.

Love it!

[Shizzo]