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Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« on: July 07, 2017, 07:48:00 PM »
This stuff goes down so easy it's like drinking water. None of the speech impediments or cloudy judgement that usually follow 4-5 shots of any distilled drinks (at least in my case).

Shoot, I think I can solve the Da Vinci code right now...
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Never1AShow

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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2017, 07:57:42 PM »
Quote from: Slapper on July 07, 2017, 07:48:00 PM
This stuff goes down so easy it's like drinking water. None of the speech impediments or cloudy judgement that usually follow 4-5 shots of any distilled drinks (at least in my case).

Shoot, I think I can solve the Da Vinci code right now...

After the first drink or two use the cheap stuff
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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2017, 08:07:53 PM »
Quote from: Never1AShow on July 07, 2017, 07:57:42 PM
After the first drink or two use the cheap stuff

yup.  When your taste buds get numb from the first drink, everything tastes better.

Like when they make you drink shit wine, you know it's shit but you've just numbed your buds, then they give you another shit wine but say it's premium and you think it tastes better but truth is it's just shit but you're numb.
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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2017, 08:41:39 PM »
Quote from: Never1AShow on July 07, 2017, 07:57:42 PM
After the first drink or two use the cheap stuff

That's the thing - Tito's IS very inexpensive.....27-30 bucks for a 1.75.

Best deal around.
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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2017, 08:50:33 PM »
Quote from: Grape Ape on July 07, 2017, 08:41:39 PM
That's the thing - Tito's IS very inexpensive.....27-30 bucks for a 1.75.

Best deal around.

Who gives a fuck? American made.

Wanna buy the Russian shit made in China? Go ahead.
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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2017, 08:54:28 PM »
Quote from: Never1AShow on July 07, 2017, 07:57:42 PM
After the first drink or two use the cheap stuff

Funny thing is that I went to the local liquor store to get some wine and Tito's is all they had left.

Feel like the time I found out my dick was there for.
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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2017, 08:57:22 PM »
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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2017, 09:00:33 PM »
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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2017, 09:03:29 PM »
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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2017, 09:12:15 PM »
Quote from: Slapper on July 07, 2017, 08:50:33 PM
Who gives a fuck? American made.

Wanna buy the Russian shit made in China? Go ahead.

Huh?  I buy Tito's all the time.
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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2017, 09:15:47 PM »
I'm thinking about making a still.  I'm not a big drinker.  It'd just be a cool project.
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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2017, 09:21:16 PM »
Quote from: Slapper on July 07, 2017, 08:50:33 PM
Who gives a fuck? American made.

Wanna buy the Russian shit made in China? Go ahead.
By a guy named Tito?
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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2017, 09:34:28 PM »
No vodka, cheap or otherwise for Shizzo, you know what happened last time
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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2017, 12:37:19 AM »


Quote from: Tapeworm on July 07, 2017, 09:15:47 PM
I'm thinking about making a still.  I'm not a big drinker.  It'd just be a cool project.

Very cool idea  8)

You could even put it into screw-top jars, call it 'moonshine' and distribute it at dangerously high speed in the dusty outback.  Maybe in an old school (1969?) Dodge Charger....  evading capture by the feckless local Sheriff by jumping the occasional collapsed bridge or something...



You could even do all this while only wearing cutoff denim shorts....  :D



erm.... on second thoughts --> fuggedaboudit....  :P



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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2017, 01:23:03 AM »
i thought thread was about tito ortez making a vodka brand...

did you know duff of guns n roses used to drink 1 gallon of vodka per day?
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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2017, 01:40:56 AM »
It's pretty good, texas made brand
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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2017, 05:31:55 AM »
Quote from: Taffin on July 08, 2017, 12:37:19 AM

Very cool idea  8)

You could even put it into screw-top jars, call it 'moonshine' and distribute it at dangerously high speed in the dusty outback.  Maybe in an old school (1969?) Dodge Charger....  evading capture by the feckless local Sheriff by jumping the occasional collapsed bridge or something...



You could even do all this while only wearing cutoff denim shorts....  :D


erm.... on second thoughts --> fuggedaboudit....  :P


Makin' my wayyyyy the only way I know how,
But those shorts are more constrictive than my delicate nads will allow!  :D

It is illegal in Aus but I don't obey stupid laws.  And I certainly won't be selling any.  I sometimes see large stainless pressure vessels at machinery auctions, usually brand new.  They'd be way over the top for my needs but what the hey.  There's no kill like overkill.

Btw, in case you're inspired, methyl cooks off at a lower temp than ethyl so be sure to throw out any distillate you get below 174F if you value your eyesight.  Think I'll contrive a doublecheck to ensure what I've got is potable.  

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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2017, 06:50:50 AM »
This is going to sound like an ESF story, but this one is actually true. 

My friend's wife and daughter were on a flight to South America.  They were sitting in the same section as Tito.  Tito was apparently hitting on my friend's daughter the whole flight.  The only problem........ She was 14 at the time.   :-X

Fuck Tito.
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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2017, 07:29:46 AM »
Was given a shot of it 12 or 13 years ago in East Texas and was told it was a very popular spirit in that area and everyone drank it as their vodka.

Had no idea at the time it would get as big as it did though.
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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2017, 08:22:10 AM »
There once was a guy who tried selling vodka to Americans. Didn't work out. Wonder what happened to him?
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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2017, 08:22:47 AM »
i'm not a big drinker,but tito's and cranberry is the way to go..for me at least.
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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2017, 08:50:23 AM »
ESFitness story.

I used to distill premium vodka in my home garage for personal use.  Make about 8 gallons a week.  Had a friend try some and he was impressed.  Turned out he knew someone from France who was struggling with making premium vodka.  He flew me out to France to teach them how.  First thing I had them order 1000 toilets as it's the only vessel I knew how to distill in.  In our first batch it was a hit.  They needed a catchy name so I gave them my nickname from San Quentin which was Grey Goose.  They thought it was a stupid name but I convinced them to try it.  They ended up winning the Gold Medal in tasting and the rest is history.
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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2017, 08:56:20 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on July 08, 2017, 08:50:23 AM
ESFitness story.

I used to distill premium vodka in my home garage for personal use.  Make about 8 gallons a week.  Had a friend try some and he was impressed.  Turned out he knew someone from France who was struggling with making premium vodka.  He flew me out to France to teach them how.  First thing I had them order 1000 toilets as it's the only vessel I knew how to distill in.  In our first batch it was a hit.  They needed a catchy name so I gave them my nickname from San Quentin which was Grey Goose.  They thought it was a stupid name but I convinced them to try it.  They ended up winning the Gold Medal in tasting and the rest is history.

Hahahhahahhaah
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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2017, 10:26:47 AM »
I'm not a hard liquor person, but I hear that if you take cheap vodka and run it through a brita filter a couple of times, you can make it taste indistinguishable from top shelf stuff.
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Re: Have you guys ever tried Tito's Vodka?
« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2017, 11:14:26 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on July 08, 2017, 08:50:23 AM
ESFitness story.

I used to distill premium vodka in my home garage for personal use.  Make about 8 gallons a week.  Had a friend try some and he was impressed.  Turned out he knew someone from France who was struggling with making premium vodka.  He flew me out to France to teach them how.  First thing I had them order 1000 toilets as it's the only vessel I knew how to distill in.  In our first batch it was a hit.  They needed a catchy name so I gave them my nickname from San Quentin which was Grey Goose.  They thought it was a stupid name but I convinced them to try it.  They ended up winning the Gold Medal in tasting and the rest is history.

there should be one of these in every thread, might shut the fucker up.....
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