Strength Cartel - Don't Mess with them!

[Simple Simon]

No you can't.

Strength Cartel is BPA free, while your $1 jug leeches contaminants into your water.

The Strength Cartel cares, man.

Yep, they really look like they value their health...

[Tennisballz]

Here's the cartel off juice.

[Grape Ape]

Yep, they really look like they value their health...

From their website:

1. Keeping Your Family Safe
We make sure all products are toxin-free

    Every product is screened to be free of known toxins such as: BPA, PVC, phthalates, lead and other heavy metals, melamine, chemical flame retardants, parabens and other harsh chemicals.
    We interview each manufacturer about their product ingredients, overall manufacturing processes and safety testing. If there is even one slight component that doesn’t meet our criteria, that product is not selected.
    We are very discerning about whom we work with, and we choose reputable manufacturers to ensure all of their products meet our high standards for each specific category.

We go a step further and look for the safest materials

    We select stable materials that are non-leaching such as: medical grade silicone, glass, food grade stainless steel, organic cotton, natural rubber, water-based paints and low-impact dyes.
    We strive wherever possible to find alternatives to plastic. The small handful of items that do contain plastic are all made by reputable manufacturers and tested to be free of BPA and PVC.

2. Saving You Time
We've taken out the guesswork

    Every product we sell is hand-selected by us (the founders) and extensively screened for maximum safety so you don’t have to second-guess your purchases.

We choose the best products in each category

    Rather than scanning through hundreds of products to try to figure out which are the safest and highest quality, we narrow it down to the cream of the crop.

Research and shop all in one place

    We offer both a resource center and marketplace on our website so that you can research issues and purchase safe products without jumping around to different sites.

3. Easing Your Mind
We do this because we believe it is important

    Everyone should be armed with information so they can make the best decisions for their family’s health and safety.

We're more than a store

    Our Learn section helps you stay informed on important topics. Our blog and facebook page provide a community to connect, ask questions and get answers.

We want to help you

    If you call, you have a really good chance of speaking directly to us (the founders – who personally selected and tried out all of these great products), and we will help you with any questions or issues.

[Simple Simon]

From their website:

I got told solar panels would pay for themselves....that wasn't true either.

[Grape Ape]

I got told solar panels would pay for themselves....that wasn't true either.

Then I assume you didn't buy them from the Strength Cartel.

Their solar panels would have.

They also would have probably cut you a deal on installation since you lift.

[Dave D]

Idk what is a more intimidating name the strength cartel or the founders.

[Simple Simon]

Then I assume you didn't buy them from the Strength Cartel.

Their solar panels would have.

They also would have probably cut you a deal on installation since you lift.

I had them fitted and then didn't contact the company again, they phoned me and said I hadn't paid my bill, I told them the salesman told me they would pay for themselves in 5 years.

[oldtimer1]

30 seconds into the fight those fat out of shape guys will be gassed.  Being strong without a gas tank is useless the same way having a big gas tank without being strong is.

[ESFitness]

I got told solar panels would pay for themselves....that wasn't true either.

that's because your dumbass is the only one in England who actually was dumb enough to install solar panels in a country where the sun shines 3 days a year for 3 hours.

maybe you thought 'solar' meant 'clouds'.

[Simple Simon]

that's because your dumbass is the only one in England who actually was dumb enough to install solar panels in a country where the sun shines 3 days a year for 3 hours.

maybe you thought 'solar' meant 'clouds'.

Damn, I should have asked you first, you installing them in your spare time and all.....

[Kwon]

Strength Cartel tried to mess with Brad, which is a no no!

[visualizeperfection]

Literally not a single one under 30% BF except for the dude in the front that looks like a non lifter.

[robcguns]

Bunch of fucking pussies

[ESFitness]

Damn, I should have asked you first, you installing them in your spare time and all.....

Sure. Compared to you driving a taxi for a living and having to wipe peoples vomit and cum out of the backseat at the end of your shift, I'd install solar panels any day.

Actually, unlike you, I'd likely own the company installing the panels with employees doing the work... The same way you're an employee for somebody else driving your little taxi cab, making a whopping £19k a year and "supporting" a special needs family on that "wage".

[HTexan]

that's because your dumbass is the only one in England who actually was dumb enough to install solar panels in a country where the sun shines 3 days a year for 3 hours.

maybe you thought 'solar' meant 'clouds'.

Yup, this. I tried a few online calculators before, here in Texas, my pay off period is still 8-9 years, not counting tax breaks.

[Kwon]

A parched Matt Canning with a parsh doing partial reps eating parsnips > The Strength Cartel

[Obvious Gimmick]

I loved them in every level 3 prison yard in California

[Hypertrophy]

A parched Matt Canning with a parsh doing partial reps eating parnips > The Strength Cartel

 

[Simple Simon]

Sure. Compared to you driving a taxi for a living and having to wipe peoples vomit and cum out of the backseat at the end of your shift, I'd install solar panels any day.

Actually, unlike you, I'd likely own the company installing the panels with employees doing the work... The same way you're an employee for somebody else driving your little taxi cab, making a whopping £19k a year and "supporting" a special needs family on that "wage".

yes, because you have owned companies in the past, of course what was I thinking.

Why don't you buy a fuel truck with Bugatti fuel and provide a 24 hour response for people who run out of fuel, just Bugatti owners of course, that should make you a fortune..

[SOMEPARTS]

Do you have to prove you have tatts to buy their stuff? The skinny kids above are scarier. They DON'T give a shit. These big guys are insecure as hell.

[ESFitness]

...........THE STRENGTH CARTEL!!

Haha... 1 black guy (wayyy in the back), & looks to be 1 maybe 2 Filipino dudes.

[Ronnie Rep]

looking forward to their protein powder with fajita flavor.

They have Taco flavored Lays now. They are pretty fucking good.

[XFACTOR]

yes, because you have owned companies in the past, of course what was I thinking.

Why don't you buy a fuel truck with Bugatti fuel and provide a 24 hour response for people who run out of fuel, just Bugatti owners of course, that should make you a fortune..

Do you really drive a taxi? Ouch

[residue]

30 seconds into the fight those fat out of shape guys will be gassed.  Being strong without a gas tank is useless the same way having a big gas tank without being strong is.

you've had street fights that lasted more than 30 seconds?

[ESFitness]

Here's the cartel off juice.

haha... Asian kid on the far right