THE Shawn Ray ROAST:
Shawn is like a 7th grader who can dish it out but can't take it.
A Phd in BB..No such thing Dr. Ray!
ROFLMAO...Shawn has the equivalent of a doctorate in BB.
Oh yeah player hater degree, my bad. your are absolutely right Chihuahua you do have a Phd with other BB's.
I get to forever ROAST SR for never winning the Olympia...Fucking First place looser, get out there and train harder, stop giving us excuses!!
This over cooked SR ROAST sux.. give Shawn extra white cream gravy on his well done roast dinner plate.
Seat him between Lee Priest and Wayne Demelia for tonight's BB cult gathering and give Lee and Wayne Med rare roast slices.
Only Shawn gets the Well, since he's so Well these days hanging out in Hawaii drinking alcohol.
Shawn's head is so bald that every time I look at it, I feel like I need to shave my right nut.
Shawns's Hawaii shirt is so cheap that he picked it up at the Hawaii thrift store on a 99 cent blue hangar special.
I asked Phil Heath to join in the SR Roast and he replied that he doesn't associate with Losers, sorry Shawn I tried to get you a "Gift".
After contacting SR's former Sponsorships for the Roast, all I got was, who the hell is Shawn Ray?
Steve Blechman called to confirm then cancelled at the last moment due to still owing Shawn a lot of money.
Big Louie Confirmed, you still owe him $20 Shawn...WTF Shawn you got Louie's autograph photo in 1992 and still haven't paid him.
Planet Fitness is all in and wants you to promote their gyms on Generation iron 3, Free Pizza Fridays.
Speaking of Generation Iron, Vlad was both Sad and Glad to hear about the roast so he's undecided at the moment.
The Raymond brothers are here Tito and Jose, they have a bone to pick with you Shawn and watch your back for Jose's wifey!
Kevin Levrone brought an extra orange so there's no need to share fruit tonight.
The Grapfruit is here Kai Greene, special invite!
Some one who couldn't make it tonight but sends his condolences, Flex Wheeler was attacked by ninjas earlier today buying Equipoise.
Wayne Demelia brought all of the secret X-files official judges score sheets from the Olympias going back to 1988.
Doz is here, whatever else he thinks of you Shawn, he always respects you as a smaller and weaker competitor. Enjoy your Silver and Bronze.
Nice to see you here Mike Ashley, Shawn has your 1990 Arnold Trophy ready for you to take home.
Chris Cormier will be here shortly Shawn, he's over getting you both Carls Jr for a late night snack.
1995-Nasser El Sonbaty, 1996- Nasser El Sonbaty, 1997 Nasser El Sonbaty, 1998-Nasser El Sonbaty, Nasser??? RIP-uncrowned champ.
Lee Labrada isn't here due to his son Hunter, Lee retired from attending all the freak shows since 1993.
Craig Titus is here via skype Clark County Prison, Shawn bro, Lets train together when I get out of this shithole.
King Kamali...Is that King Kamali ? you two fucking loud trash mouths got a lot of catching up to do, Best Buds!
Ronnie Coleman 8x Mr O, hobble on over here, Shawn is all carbed up and has you on size now Ronnie.
to be continued...