Dear Vince,
I've been a devoted subscriber to your channel since its inception, and I was wondering if you would consider a request? I would love for you to bare that magnificent bosom and serenade a tub of Cool Whip with a heartfelt rendition of Aaron Neville's classic, 'Don't Know Much'. Only a voice as delicate and graceful as yours could do it justice.
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100Vince, Meta's request would attract widespread interest. It's foolproof.
Might I request that you perform this poignant ballad dressed as a medieval troubadour, replete with a floppy, feathered cap, and refer to the fair tub of Cool Hwhip as
Dulcinea and to yourself as
Sweet Toes Vincenzo? Like, 'What's up, everybody, Sweet Toes Vincenzo here, and I'm gonna serenade Dulcinea, that lovely tub of Cool Hwhip there."
Thanks, Vince!