Author Topic: Serious money problems, any tips? (Read 7812 times)

Darren Avey · « **on:** November 06, 2017, 05:04:53 AM »

Im in about 5K of debt that I have to sort out soon. Rent, car and so on and I just haven't got it. Cant get a bank or loan or anything. Anyone got any tips. Doesn't have to be legal.

sceagacros · « **Reply #1 on:** November 06, 2017, 05:09:19 AM »

Start an online money raising campaign to help abandoned / homeless dogs in India, keep money, spend money on meth, smoke meth and stay up all night posting on GetBig about how you are the god of hormones to the three people still awake and paying attention.......rinse, repeat.

R.A.M. · « **Reply #2 on:** November 06, 2017, 05:09:51 AM »

kidney??

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #3 on:** November 06, 2017, 05:10:51 AM »

Start jerking off dudes under the bridge. 15 dollars a man.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #4 on:** November 06, 2017, 05:13:18 AM »

let ur credit fukked

Yamcha · « **Reply #5 on:** November 06, 2017, 05:17:00 AM »

877-CASH-NOW

Henda · « **Reply #6 on:** November 06, 2017, 05:18:56 AM »

Remember that you aren’t really Darren Avery and are actually joon the millionaire??

BB · « **Reply #7 on:** November 06, 2017, 05:19:29 AM »

Grave robbery. It's time for it to make a comeback.

Mr Anabolic · « **Reply #8 on:** November 06, 2017, 05:25:08 AM »

5K of debt is not very serious. I know people that have close to 100K of debt.

What type of debt is it?

Credit card debt:
Who cares. Don't pay it. It will take years before they even get you to court. If you live in one of the 4 US states where wage garnishment is not allowed, even better.

IRS:
Call them and negotiate a payment deal with them.

Loan shark:
Gay 4 pay.

sync pulse · « **Reply #9 on:** November 06, 2017, 05:55:03 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on November 06, 2017, 05:04:53 AM

Im in about 5K of debt that I have to sort out soon. Rent, car and so on and I just haven't got it. Cant get a bank or loan or anything. Anyone got any tips. Doesn't have to be legal.

Pounds or Dollars?

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #10 on:** November 06, 2017, 06:06:41 AM »

You can become a pirate in Somalia.

Darren Avey · « **Reply #11 on:** November 06, 2017, 06:07:20 AM »

Pounds. I don't have contact details for joon and even if I did I wouldn't want to be in his debt.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #12 on:** November 06, 2017, 06:45:31 AM »

I know a guy who made two grand in October selling generic viagra, all the guys in the gym need it/go mad for it. Buy for a euro each and sell 4 for €10 (2.50each), aurora 100mg sildefinal from India are the ones I bulk ordered. Safer than selling coke and the demand is huge, if you sell steroids too then you're laughing, you'll have your 5grand by Christmas.

Board_SHERIF · « **Reply #13 on:** November 06, 2017, 07:03:34 AM »

Dress as a Tranny and get paid to suck cock, your dream cum true

ChevChelios · « **Reply #14 on:** November 06, 2017, 07:05:28 AM »

Stop spending more than you afford , fucking looonatics happens each time each idiot thinks he can afford lots of stuff but ends up running for money here and there to pay the fucking debt

JAGO · « **Reply #15 on:** November 06, 2017, 07:19:07 AM »

You mentionwd short term debts. First call all creditors and tell them of your situation and change your payment dates ( they will allow you a few weeks even a month if you contact them.) Once you have told them you’re going to be late, prioritize your debt: Rent first, car second etc. This gives you breathing room. Then hustle.

J

kevin25 · « **Reply #16 on:** November 06, 2017, 07:29:50 AM »

Maybe Goodrum can loan you the money

Shizzo · « **Reply #17 on:** November 06, 2017, 07:36:39 AM »

Declare bankruptcy and sell cocaine.

Fortress · « **Reply #18 on:** November 06, 2017, 08:27:35 AM »

On The Trailer Park Boys Randy knows how to bring in some dough.

Evo · « **Reply #19 on:** November 06, 2017, 08:31:56 AM »

5K is nothing, I've cleared nearly double that in 2017.

Speak to your creditors, make arrangements (as long as they are reasonable, they should accept) and chip away week by week, month by month. IME as long as people have contact and are getting SOMETHING, they will leave you alone.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #20 on:** November 06, 2017, 08:33:41 AM »

Suicide

Man of Steel · « **Reply #21 on:** November 06, 2017, 08:37:06 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on November 06, 2017, 05:04:53 AM

Im in about 5K of debt that I have to sort out soon. Rent, car and so on and I just haven't got it. Cant get a bank or loan or anything. Anyone got any tips. Doesn't have to be legal.

As someone already said, fortunately 5K of CC debt isn't a big deal. Depending upon your income you could pay that off in a year (or less).

Maybe seek out tools by Dave Ramsey?

BSN · « **Reply #22 on:** November 06, 2017, 09:53:18 AM »

Twaddle · « **Reply #23 on:** November 06, 2017, 10:21:41 AM »

I wish I could help out, but I'm broke as well.

Simple Simon · « **Reply #24 on:** November 06, 2017, 10:22:23 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on November 06, 2017, 05:04:53 AM

Im in about 5K of debt that I have to sort out soon. Rent, car and so on and I just haven't got it. Cant get a bank or loan or anything. Anyone got any tips. Doesn't have to be legal.

log on with your joon account, hes fucking loaded....

Author Topic: Serious money problems, any tips? (Read 7812 times)

Simple Simon