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The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
« on: December 06, 2017, 05:51:18 PM »
Hahaha, my friends, I tell you these things today with one hand in my pocket holding onto a small bird Jean Francois found as I buy a fake beard!

It is of course that time for me to reveal the secret to a 12 minute erection.

But Jean Francois, why would one require an erection for 12 minutes you may be asking to yourself?

This is why I will explain to you these things right now below.

12 minutes is exactly one half of an episode of 2 and a half men, without of course the commercials. I love this show, it is my favorite with so many laughs hahaha I am thinking about it now!

Using the mind you can control many things, including of course your pant plumbing.

Think about the number 12 for a few minutes:

12 eggs
12 fingers and toes
12 pounds of meat

So many things come in units of this magical number!

And that my friends is all about it.

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Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2017, 05:53:58 PM »
u sure do sound like someone that we should all listen to  ::)

did u buy bitcoin?

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Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2017, 06:00:33 PM »
What the fuck?why are there so many nonsensical ramblers on getbig?

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Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2017, 06:30:04 PM »
Thank you, Jean Francois.

Right now I'm drinking 12 oz of Diet Coke with 12 ice cubes.

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Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2017, 06:47:35 PM »
12 minutes to midnight

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Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2017, 06:55:43 PM »
i just realized i was born with the wrong number of fingers and toes
dammit

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Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2017, 07:02:14 PM »
12 miles....the collective length of penises that have been in OP's mother.

Jean Francois

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Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2017, 08:05:28 PM »
Thank you, Jean Francois.

Right now I'm drinking 12 oz of Diet Coke with 12 ice cubes.

Yes, 12 is all around and also inside you.

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Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2017, 11:03:33 AM »
What the hell is this?

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Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2017, 11:21:25 AM »
its better to be judged by 12 than carried by six

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Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2017, 10:48:14 PM »
This thread is awesome

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Re: The 12 Minute Erection. Secrets and of course imagines
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2017, 11:09:39 PM »
its better to be judged by 12 than carried by six


I take it back, you're not joon. You're clearly negro.