I'm dead serious.
From the wheat germ, you get 6g of carb per 2tbsp, as an added benefit- 4g of prot, 2 g of dietary fiber, zinc, mg, vitamin e and folic acid
Honey has 17g of carb per tbsp, and a GI rating of 73 (in one study, honey outperforned malodextrin in the postworkout recovery phase).
So 4tbs of wheat germ and 4tbs of honey gives you 80g of carb, not to mention 12 g of protein and 4g of fiber, vitamins/minerals, an insulin boost and about 350 calories.