I am a man that you want to ensure you're not on the bad side of.  Especially when I know everything about you and will be residing in your state in 3 weeks.  
"Ya dig"?
 
 
Just make make sure you wear that caramel, Versace silk shirt. The one that makes you look like a bloated Tony Gwynn. 
Edit: I will not have sex with you, Wiggs. Try AJ, I heard he likes being a cuckold.