I am a man that you want to ensure you're not on the bad side of. Especially when I know everything about you and will be residing in your state in 3 weeks.
"Ya dig"?

Just make make sure you wear that caramel, Versace silk shirt. The one that makes you look like a bloated Tony Gwynn.
Edit: I will not have sex with you, Wiggs. Try AJ, I heard he likes being a cuckold.