Just last week got 2 unsolicited comps regarding my outstanding physique
Hey man can you give me a few tips on being a retarded, impoverished, exercise-addicted, steroid-addled, heinous, lonely, delusional, cowardly 50-year-old piece-of-shit? I'm keen to trade some of my more annoying qualities (not living off my estranged mother's pension, etc.) for several "unsolicited compliments" from autistic kids or bodybuilding degenerates a week. Currently, I only get about three solicited compliments a week, but they're getting harder to drum up. TIA!!!