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Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
« on: January 14, 2018, 02:57:03 PM »
I don't believe Branch competed much in 2017. Seems like he may have faded into retirement without a formal announcement. However, it looks like he is making a "comeback" based on his recent instagram post. If he competes, it looks like we will have to deal with him making top 6 in every show.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BdvN1MwBdYa/?hl=en&taken-by=thebranchwarren

"Branch isn't done yet. 2018, here I come." Branch Warren

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2018, 03:32:10 PM »
I don't believe Branch competed much in 2017. Seems like he may have faded into retirement without a formal announcement. However, it looks like he is making a "comeback" based on his recent instagram post. If he competes, it looks like we will have to deal with him making top 6 in every show.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BdvN1MwBdYa/?hl=en&taken-by=thebranchwarren

"Branch isn't done yet. 2018, here I come." Branch Warren



Branch is no stranger to gift placings.


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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2018, 03:34:14 PM »
Branch is no stranger to gift placings.



He's been giving gift placings for year.

Wonder why the judges like him so much.
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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2018, 03:47:48 PM »
He's looking pretty good. Not really up to par to what he has been but at least he's somewhat of a character.
And a horselover too.  :D
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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2018, 06:31:21 PM »
Another old guy gifted placing holding back up and commers

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2018, 06:51:46 PM »
just not a pleasing physique at all

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2018, 07:11:10 PM »
He had a phenomenal build when he was young.

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2018, 08:01:18 PM »
I don't believe Branch competed much in 2017. Seems like he may have faded into retirement without a formal announcement. However, it looks like he is making a "comeback" based on his recent instagram post. If he competes, it looks like we will have to deal with him making top 6 in every show.

Incline dumbbell curls

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdvN1MwBdYa/?hl=en&taken-by=thebranchwarren

"Branch isn't done yet. 2018, here I come." Branch Warren



A couple of years ago he looked like he was about to die at any moment.

I wonder if he took some time off because of health problems.

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2018, 08:30:19 AM »
What’s the goddamn point?! He’ll look like shit.

Fact.

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2018, 09:05:43 AM »
A couple of years ago he looked like he was about to die at any moment.

I wonder if he took some time off because of health problems.

Who knows.

I believe Branch owns a company (distribution company). It seems like he is nicely off and does not need to compete.

But, of course, we all know that he will get a few gift placings and will show up at the 2018 Mr. O and crack top 6 (or at least top 8).

The judges REALLY seem to enjoy giving Branch placings that he doesn't deserve. More so than anyone else.
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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2018, 09:14:20 AM »
He had a phenomenal build when he was young.

He's still young. 

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2018, 09:14:38 AM »
I wonder if he lifts everyday items like he does weights. Say, if he goes grocery shopping, does he shout mother****** and throw all the bags into the back of his truck?
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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2018, 09:17:17 AM »
I wonder if he lifts everyday items like he does weights. Say, if he goes grocery shopping, does he shout mother****** and throw all the bags into the back of his truck?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2018, 09:22:44 AM »
I wonder if he lifts everyday items like he does weights. Say, if he goes grocery shopping, does he shout mother****** and throw all the bags into the back of his truck?

I don't think he can reach that high.


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Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2018, 11:52:40 AM »
jackson looks about twice as big as him in that clip

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Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2018, 01:19:04 PM »
Must have taken a while for those Chinese kidneys to graft in properly, but fair play to him risking them - he's got the supply chain in place now and he can afford it...

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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2018, 01:37:24 PM »
I wonder if he lifts everyday items like he does weights. Say, if he goes grocery shopping, does he shout mother****** and throw all the bags into the back of his truck?

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Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2018, 02:20:39 PM »
He looked so much better when he was younger, modern bodybuilding and the shaped up bloated look just sucks.

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Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2018, 02:32:00 PM »
I thought Branch Warren was Buck Angel.

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Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2018, 02:39:00 PM »
Branch can dethrone Heath.

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Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2018, 03:03:29 PM »
Branch is up there with big lenny and Kovacs and palumbo

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Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2018, 03:18:01 PM »
How does he feel about fat asains ???

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Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2018, 03:24:37 PM »
If he returns im sure we will have plenty of new pix like palumbo to mock people with. Surely he can't be so delusional I hope he is will give us some fun

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Re: Branch Warren - 2018 Here I come
« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2018, 03:27:44 PM »
If he returns im sure we will have plenty of new pix like palumbo to mock people with. Surely he can't be so delusional I hope he is will give us some fun

He doesn't have to be delusional when he's constantly being gifted placings.

He really just has to show up.
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Re: Branch Warren
« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2018, 03:28:43 PM »
He's been giving gift placings for year.

Wonder why the judges like him so much.
there is no way in hell you can do good like that I imagine he looks great in person but to be on stage like that OMG he doesn't look human look at his calves