
my point, u perverted imbecile, is that bandon is on the beach, and would b far superior, visually, to someplace more inland.
look how pretty

Yup, Bandon is a pretty nice place to live. It may be one of the best Oregon beach towns weather-wise. Especially if you don't mind getting less than 190 days of sunshine. The temperature is a little on the cold side for me in the summer, winter temps seem okay about the same as where I live now. Average annual precipitation - rainfall: 58.74 inch (about 20" more than where I am now and that would be hard to take). Annual high temperature: 60.9°F - Average temperature: 52.6°F - Annual low temperature: 44.3°F
One insurmountable problem is the cost of housing in Bandon. Anything close to size and quality of my house is well over $1 mil. if it has an ocean view. So, if you're willing to give me somewhere around $800 K to buy a place, I'll gladly look into it further.
Yeah, so maybe I'm an "imbecile" for not taking your advice, but at least I am a happy and comfortable imbecile.