Author Topic: Religion Is Such Bullshit!! (Read 22649 times)

The Scott · « **Reply #25 on:** March 17, 2018, 12:19:32 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on March 17, 2018, 12:14:57 PM

Double meltdown.

Succubus. Look it up, pussbag. It fits you like your mistress' strapon fits your anus and then your mouth. I so look forward to reading about your decent into Hades.

If there is a hell, you deserve it. If not, one should be made to house your colostomy bag of a "soul". Overmatched does not begin to describe where you're currently at. You are pathetic and deserve to rot away like Coleman is doing.

SF1900 · « **Reply #26 on:** March 17, 2018, 12:20:14 PM »

Quote from: The Scott on March 17, 2018, 12:19:32 PM

Succubus. Look it up, pussbag. It fits you like your mistress' strapon fits your anus and then your mouth. I so look forward to reading about your decent into Hades.

If there is a hell, you deserve it. If not, one should be made to house your colostomy bag of a "soul". Overmatched does not begin to describe where you're currently at. You are pathetic and deserve to rot away like Coleman is doing.

I didn't even read haha lol.

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wes · « **Reply #27 on:** March 17, 2018, 12:20:57 PM »

One thing I know is that there are no atheists in foxholes! LOL

The Scott · « **Reply #28 on:** March 17, 2018, 12:24:01 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on March 17, 2018, 12:20:14 PM

I didn't even read haha lol.

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So you're illiterate too? What...Does yo' mammy reads to yo' lilly-white liberal dumbazz and she be in the kitchen makin' donutz for you to put on yo' special purpose donut holder and then have yo' Uncle Fester eat 'em all de way down to your nutz?

Fuck off Dorian Gray.

The Scott · « **Reply #29 on:** March 17, 2018, 12:24:57 PM »

Quote from: wes on March 17, 2018, 12:20:57 PM

One thing I know is that there are no atheists in foxholes! LOL

Likely true. Hope is in there and who is to deny a soldier hope. As for SF1900, he's more into "manholes".

SF1900 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 17, 2018, 12:29:00 PM »

Quote from: The Scott on March 17, 2018, 12:24:01 PM

So you're illiterate too? What...Does yo' mammy reads to yo' lilly-white liberal dumbazz and she be in the kitchen makin' donutz for you to put on yo' special purpose donut holder and then have yo' Uncle Fester eat 'em all de way down to your nutz?

Fuck off Dorian Gray.

tl;dr

chaos · « **Reply #31 on:** March 17, 2018, 12:30:55 PM »

Quote from: wes on March 17, 2018, 12:20:57 PM

One thing I know is that there are no atheists in foxholes! LOL

Did the Romans ever give you credit for designing the first foxhole?

Straw Man · « **Reply #32 on:** March 17, 2018, 12:38:22 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on March 17, 2018, 09:26:54 AM

I've actually been having indepth conversations with MOS via PM and have started to change my thinking.

I am beginning to think that there is a God, just not sure what kind of God. Ill keep searching.

Quetzalcoatl is an interesting choice if you're in the market creator God

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quetzalcoatl

Notomorrow · « **Reply #33 on:** March 17, 2018, 04:14:40 PM »

For something to be judged "bullshit" you would have to have some sort of standard of truth..or "non bullshit"..to measure this against...I have not met a human who on some level is not full of bullshit, inconsistencies...downri ght lies..to themselves and others..yes EVERYONE on some level is bullshit...Therefore impossible to call bullshit on religion..or atheism...its ALL bullshit...even Carlin is bullshit...probably took months if not years to develop this act..wrote it down..memorized it...believes in it...Just like someone believing in jesus...Carlin believed his comedy was "important" or relevant ..to be spread by word..like a Preacher...or he wouldn't devote his life to it for decades...when it just made people laugh and think..same way Bible just nakes you think...that's all...been comics before and after Carlin....Been "Bibles" in various forms before Christ...will be more explaining God......Bullshit can't exist without truth to measure it against..and we do not have Universal truths yet...maybe more evolved beings will.

obsidian · « **Reply #34 on:** March 17, 2018, 04:59:24 PM »

Quote from: The Scott on March 17, 2018, 08:39:43 AM

Carlin could be funny. Mostly he was an asshole. I am now an Atheist but Carlin? He was an atheist, i.e., an assholist. Mostly picked on Christians. I do not recall him ever making fun of islime. He's dead now so he either knows nothing or he knows pain. Fuck him. Just because you choose to not believe does not make you any better nor allow you to declare open season on those with faith, real faith, in the Nazarene.

Carlin was just an atheist version of a televangelist. Call him a smellivangelist because he was full of shit. Just like Jim and Tammy Baker to name just two.

Carlin was funny but he was a pussy when it came to making fun of blacks and Muslims. He made fun of Native Americans with his Injun Sergeant routine. Just wish he had the balls to make fun of blacks and Muslims.

And I acknowledge not all blacks or Muslims are useless or evil. Far from it. In the same way not all Christians or Atheists are evil. The left however try to paint the majority of Christians as either ignorant or racists and heap glowing praise on blacks and Muslims. It is getting old and they really are not courageous for doing so. In fact they are pathetic cowards.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #35 on:** March 17, 2018, 05:08:07 PM »

Quote from: obsidian on March 17, 2018, 04:59:24 PM

Carlin was funny but he was a pussy when it came to making fun of blacks and Muslims. He made fun of Native Americans with his Injun Sergeant routine. Just wish he had the balls to make fun of blacks and Muslims.

And I acknowledge not all blacks or Muslims are useless or evil. Far from it. In the same way not all Christians or Atheists are evil. The left however try to paint the majority of Christians as either ignorant or racists and heap glowing praise on blacks and Muslims. It is getting old and they really are not courageous for doing so. In fact they are pathetic cowards.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #36 on:** March 17, 2018, 05:45:53 PM »

Quote from: Agnostic007 on March 17, 2018, 12:05:37 PM

can you elaborate on the lake of fire? Is it hell? is it separate from hell?

It's Hell's premier vacation destination. Reserve one of our first class cabins of dung on the picturesque shores of the Lake of Fire at the foot of the Mountain of Slime. Enjoy a leisurely stroll in the Forrest of of Dismemberment or indulge in our award winning menu from Chef du Maggot. Our no demon policy guarantees you can meet eternal damnation with the aplomb that a recovered anus affords.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #37 on:** March 17, 2018, 06:24:08 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on March 17, 2018, 05:08:07 PM

Quit making an ass of yourself. It demeans your "intelligence"

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #38 on:** March 17, 2018, 06:36:08 PM »

If it helps someone do better in their life then so be it. I just hate it when people try to push their beliefs on you.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #39 on:** March 17, 2018, 07:02:47 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 17, 2018, 06:36:08 PM

If it helps someone do better in their life then so be it. I just hate it when people try to push their beliefs on you.

I agree

che · « **Reply #40 on:** March 17, 2018, 07:25:41 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on March 17, 2018, 12:20:14 PM

I didn't even read haha lol.

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Hahaha, why is The Scott so angry ?

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #41 on:** March 17, 2018, 07:30:51 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on March 17, 2018, 10:11:30 AM

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Agnostic007 · « **Reply #42 on:** March 17, 2018, 07:33:42 PM »

Quote from: wes on March 17, 2018, 12:20:57 PM

One thing I know is that there are no atheists in foxholes! LOL

Then that one thing you know.. the only thing you thought you knew.. was false.. hows that feel?

Agnostic007 · « **Reply #43 on:** March 17, 2018, 07:34:22 PM »

Quote from: The Scott on March 17, 2018, 12:24:57 PM

Likely true. Hope is in there and who is to deny a soldier hope. As for SF1900, he's more into "manholes".

not likely true

dr.chimps · « **Reply #44 on:** March 17, 2018, 08:36:45 PM »

Hey. How about some/anyone women? Trump will fuck them/pay them to go away and/or Mike Pence will avoid them because he can't have lunch with them:? These women?

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #45 on:** March 17, 2018, 09:56:29 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on March 17, 2018, 08:36:45 PM

Hey. How about some/anyone women? Trump will fuck them/pay them to go away and/or Mike Pence will avoid them because he can't have lunch with them:? These women?

Is that CNN told you libtard? Hey, since you try to sell yourself as a well read “intellect” how about you tell us about the Kennedy’s and Bill Clinton? I’ll be waiting

Agnostic007 · « **Reply #46 on:** March 17, 2018, 09:59:15 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on March 17, 2018, 09:56:29 PM

Is that CNN told you libtard? Hey, since you try to sell yourself as a well read “intellect” how about you tell us about the Kennedy’s and Bill Clinton? I’ll be waiting

and enter the whataboutism.... can't address the elephant in the room..

PS..weren't you just calling someone out for name calling you little hypocrite?

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #47 on:** March 17, 2018, 10:17:43 PM »

Quote from: Agnostic007 on March 17, 2018, 09:59:15 PM

and enter the whataboutism.... can't address the elephant in the room..

PS..weren't you just calling someone out for name calling you little hypocrite?

Absolutely I did but I backed with a comparison that I'm sure our little monkey can't coherently defend as opposed to him and others that just leave it at name calling. If you name call with no explanation, back your shit up.

Agnostic007 · « **Reply #48 on:** March 17, 2018, 10:39:46 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on March 17, 2018, 10:17:43 PM

Absolutely I did but I backed with a comparison that I'm sure our little monkey can't coherently defend as opposed to him and others that just leave it at name calling. If you name call with no explanation, back your shit up.

so in your mind.. name calling with an explanation is adulting... name calling without an "explanation" is wrong..... are you absolutely sure you want to stand by that?

pellius · « **Reply #49 on:** March 17, 2018, 11:27:48 PM »

Quote from: Matt on March 17, 2018, 12:04:35 AM

I am not religious. Although because of that, I wonder if I will face eternal damnation when I die.

With that said, I have no problems with religion or religious people. If it improves their quality of life, and they aren't hurting anyone - what's the problem? As I understand it, people tend to recover/heal faster when sick - even those facing serious illness - when they know that others are praying for them.

On the flip side, when I was in my third year of university, one of my psychology professors said that atheists are under-represented on death row. So I suppose viewed overall, there is both good and bad.

Every Western society has separation of church and state - and the strongly religious ones such as Poland. So I have no problem with that.

Lots of converts when you are at death's door.