Author Topic: Hilarious gym stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 6109 times)

Dingleberry · « **Reply #25 on:** April 13, 2006, 11:19:24 AM »

Quote from: brianX on April 13, 2006, 10:52:03 AM

It sounds like you spend a lot of time looking at male asses.

Sounds like you look for others that might be as fascinated with male asses as you are.

alexxx · « **Reply #26 on:** April 13, 2006, 11:32:55 AM »

Quote from: Dingleberry on April 13, 2006, 11:18:07 AM

What the hell was that? I think it was an attempt at humor but I'm not sure. I think all those times you got your skull slammed against the bedboard has started to manifest itself as retardation. My suggestion is you quit biting the pillow and move it in between your head and the bed board.

SKULL TRAUMA INDUCED MELTDOWN

lol now that is called bringing the funny! I think Sir William Pillowbiter just got rammed with this owning and will never come back if he has any dignity.

natural al · « **Reply #27 on:** April 13, 2006, 11:40:30 AM »

man alexx you get beat up worse than anyone here and you keep coming back for more and your gonna talk about dignity?

anyway I never comment in these threads but there was this dude working out yesturday that looked soo gay, he was wearing a skin tight white t-shirt, sleeves cut off and the words "spring break" in big black letters on the front..walked around with his chest puffed out and imaginary lat syndrom going...god he looked gay...

alexxx · « **Reply #28 on:** April 13, 2006, 11:43:33 AM »

Quote from: natural al on April 13, 2006, 11:40:30 AM

man alexx you get beat up worse than anyone here and you keep coming back for more and your gonna talk about dignity?

anyway I never comment in these threads but there was this dude working out yesturday that looked soo gay, he was wearing a skin tight white t-shirt, sleeves cut off and the words "spring break" in big black letters on the front..walked around with his chest puffed out and imaginary lat syndrom going...god he looked gay...

So if he looked gay why didn't you ask him out?

jpeso · « **Reply #29 on:** April 13, 2006, 11:43:58 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on April 13, 2006, 07:52:29 AM

a few weeks ago there were two dudes training together, 6'1" 145 lbs. each wearing tank tops and shorts doing Smith machine squats with 1 plate on each side halfway down and one of them says, "we work hard why not show it off" talking about wearing tank tops and shorts, hahahahahahahaha.

What about the opposite? The fat douche bag who NEVER performs 1 solid rep? Why put 225 on the decline if you can only move it 1/2 inch? Why do that every workout for a year? This person has no appreciable mass, yet claims 'BIG' lifts to others in the gym. To watch this guy on the Cybex Bent Over row is just classic. Put 3 plates on (the BIG weights) and jerk that fucker for 6 and then brag about it.....

natural al · « **Reply #30 on:** April 13, 2006, 11:44:36 AM »

Quote from: alexxx on April 13, 2006, 11:43:33 AM

So if he looked gay why didn't you ask him out?

c'mon alexxx.....you're the last one who should be making gay jokes...send anyone any gay pm's lately?

alexxx · « **Reply #31 on:** April 13, 2006, 11:45:22 AM »

Quote from: natural al on April 13, 2006, 11:44:36 AM

c'mon alexxx.....you're the last one who should be making gay jokes...send anyone any gay pm's lately?

Reported any one lately?

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #32 on:** April 13, 2006, 11:45:49 AM »

this guy at my gym was doing barbell curls in a squat rack supersetted with 25lbs dbs, also INSIDE the rack- I would have laughed if I wasnt so enfuriated

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #33 on:** April 13, 2006, 11:46:24 AM »

Quote from: natural al on April 13, 2006, 11:44:36 AM

c'mon alexxx.....you're the last one who should be making gay jokes...send anyone any gay pm's lately?

hahaha, OWNED.

natural al · « **Reply #34 on:** April 13, 2006, 11:47:21 AM »

Quote from: alexxx on April 13, 2006, 11:45:22 AM

Reported any one lately?

well if you send me anymore gay shit you bet your ass I'm gonna report you. I'll be damned if I'm gonna have some big headed homo sending me gay shit, I've got 2 kids and they don't need to see that shit you little turd.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #35 on:** April 13, 2006, 11:48:38 AM »

Quote from: natural al on April 13, 2006, 11:47:21 AM

well if you send me anymore gay shit you bet your ass I'm gonna report you. I'll be damned if I'm gonna have some big headed homo sending me gay shit, I've got 2 kids and they don't need to see that shit you little turd.

hahah, yes the OWNERSHIP continues.

alexxx · « **Reply #36 on:** April 13, 2006, 11:49:16 AM »

Quote from: natural al on April 13, 2006, 11:47:21 AM

well if you send me anymore gay shit you bet your ass I'm gonna report you. I'll be damned if I'm gonna have some big headed homo sending me gay shit, I've got 2 kids and they don't need to see that shit you little turd.

You sure talk like you want your kids to be reading about how much of a homosexual their father really is.

Dingleberry · « **Reply #37 on:** April 13, 2006, 11:50:58 AM »

Anyone have the guy who only uses machines, and when he does use them, he puts WAAAY more weight on then he should. The he proceeds to do quarter reps? I hate that shit.

natural al · « **Reply #38 on:** April 13, 2006, 11:54:30 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 13, 2006, 11:48:38 AM

hahah, yes the OWNERSHIP continues.

in reality if alexxx would have left me alone I never would have brought that incident up..I was so shocked when I got them, I figured the guy had to have some problems so I left him alone..next thing I know he's coming after me in threads...it's like single white female thing or something...more like single white no muscle having egomaniac...

Really Alexxx..I don't get you, don't want to..You think you're mr. o material that's fine, I thought like that too at one time and you know what? It's never gonna happen. You don't have the genetics. Keep on thinking you do, that's fine. You don't have wide shoulders, you've got short bi's, never saw your tri's so I don't know about em. You're legs are really bad. You say your gonna go on roids and put on 80lbs or something stupid like that..well you probably don't know how to eat...I'm betting in 10 years you'll be working at 7-11 telling everyone how you could have been a great bodybuilder....

natural al · « **Reply #39 on:** April 13, 2006, 11:56:58 AM »

Quote from: alexxx on April 13, 2006, 11:49:16 AM

You sure talk like you want your kids to be reading about how much of a homosexual their father really is.

wellllll lets see...I'm married, been with my wife for about 15 years...I've never been to a gay bar...don't do anything "gay" so how do you figure?

You're the one sending fucked up pm's to me...you're the one posing in your undies for the whole world to see..I know this is what some "bodybuilders" do but you ain't a bodybuilder so you must like posing for other men in your undies......now who's the gay one?

natural al · « **Reply #40 on:** April 13, 2006, 11:58:41 AM »

Sorry Alexxx..I have to go home from "work" now...you know something you don't do...maybe one day you'll be able to get a job, I hear they are hiring pipe cleaners at Mcdonalds..your arms should work fine...

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #41 on:** April 13, 2006, 11:58:54 AM »

Quote from: natural al on April 13, 2006, 11:54:30 AM

in reality if alexxx would have left me alone I never would have brought that incident up..I was so shocked when I got them, I figured the guy had to have some problems so I left him alone..next thing I know he's coming after me in threads...it's like single white female thing or something...more like single white no muscle having egomaniac...

Really Alexxx..I don't get you, don't want to..You think you're mr. o material that's fine, I thought like that too at one time and you know what? It's never gonna happen. You don't have the genetics. Keep on thinking you do, that's fine. You don't have wide shoulders, you've got short bi's, never saw your tri's so I don't know about em. You're legs are really bad. You say your gonna go on roids and put on 80lbs or something stupid like that..well you probably don't know how to eat...I'm betting in 10 years you'll be working at 7-11 telling everyone how you could have been a great bodybuilder....

hahaha alexxx is dying from internal bleedings. hahahaah

triple_pickle · « **Reply #42 on:** April 13, 2006, 11:59:45 AM »

Quote from: gibberj2 on April 13, 2006, 08:16:18 AM

The other day in the gym i saw a mexican guy who benches 2 plates struggling with 180 pound squat... why's everyone so afraid to train legs?

unless you are over 35 years of age or have a history of bad knees, hips, or something similar, there is no excuse not to squat. brutal legs and thick back is what separates men from girly men....

alexxx · « **Reply #43 on:** April 13, 2006, 12:04:14 PM »

Didn't read a word natural fag wrote. Can somebody translate gay for me please, Showstoppa?

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #44 on:** April 13, 2006, 12:13:11 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on April 13, 2006, 12:04:14 PM

Didn't read a word natural fag wrote. Can somebody translate gay for me please, Showstoppa?

who are you kidding alexxxis. You are fluent in Faganese.

alexxx · « **Reply #45 on:** April 13, 2006, 12:13:56 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on April 13, 2006, 12:13:11 PM

who are you kidding alexxxis. You are fluent in Faganese.

hahaha Showstoppa I am still waiting for that translation!

natural al · « **Reply #46 on:** April 13, 2006, 01:48:27 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on April 13, 2006, 12:13:56 PM

hahaha Showstoppa I am still waiting for that translation!

real quick cause I only have a minute....mabye I used words that were to big for you?

alexxx · « **Reply #47 on:** April 13, 2006, 01:51:19 PM »

Quote from: natural al on April 13, 2006, 01:48:27 PM

real quick cause I only have a minute....mabye I used words that were to big for you?

mabye lol

LuciusFox · « **Reply #48 on:** April 13, 2006, 02:19:40 PM »

I can't believe how easily Alexxx owned all of you. Great work, Alexxx.

gibberj2 · « **Reply #49 on:** April 13, 2006, 02:54:56 PM »

there's still a lot of people who only like to train biceps and chest