So you wannabee a moozie. Here's some of their no no rules you HAVE to follow:
For both genders:
Music with Instruments.
Un-Islamic decor (Statues)
Toys (anything resembling a living thing)
Drawing and Art for anything that resembles a human.
Eating pork and monkeys (because they're related to Jews)
Drinking Alcohol
Gambling
Adoption in any form
Playing dice or anything that depends on luck as it goes against Allah's predetermined fate.
Playing anything that results in winning a cash prize.
Interest in debt (only interest free is allowed)
Reading and Writing anything that goes outside the realm of Islam (no high fantasy where they pray to gods other than Allah, for example)
Poetry.
Owning pets other than Cats. (this is because one of Muhammad's friends had cats he was called Abu Hurayra , Father of kittens)
Dancing.
Non Islamic culture (Wearing jeans and t-shirts; Casual stuff)
Counter-Culture/Sub-Culture (Punk, Metal, Goth...etc)
Tattoos
Eating or washing with your left hand. This is the hand the wipe their hairy shitasses with.
Imitating Non Muslims (Plucking eyebrows and 'beautifying' self)
Working with non Muslims in restaurants, casinos, temples, banks, courts, bars, and music venues.
Befriending Non Muslims and calling them "Brothers" and "Sisters" all companionship with Non Muslims should be professional only.
Premarital relationships.
Making friends with the other gender.
Gender Equality
Talking to other genders before marriage.
Showing affection in public.
Staring or looking directly at the opposite gender.
Masturbating. Except on film for SchmoeTV.
Not praying five times a day.
Not washing self (Wu'Du) before praying or reading the quran
Homosexuality, or talking with people who are homosexual. Schmoes must be exempt.
Leaving the religion, or talking with people who left it.
Talking with people outside of the Abrahamic religions
Marrying a slave man/woman that you own.
Marrying your step sister/brother if she/he breast feed from the same mother --If she/he didn't it is okay to marry your step sister/brother--
Slaughtering an animal without saying 'Bismillah'
Stunning the Animal before slitting it's throat
Eating said animal (non halal food)
For Men:
Wearing Gold jewelry
Piercings
Marrying more than four wives. Muzzies can never get along with Fundamentalist Mormons.
Marrying your birth mother, your grandmother, your daughter, and your granddaughter. (Everyone else is okay, EX Marrying your cousin, your step mother after father died, your mother in law and your grand-grand daughter is okay)
Wearing shorts that show the knees.
Shaving body hair. And the Schmoes did weep.
Wearing perfume (they use something called Oud/Agarwood, it is incense)
Shaving beard lower than 1/2 cm.
Having a long Mustache.
For Women:
Showing hair or skin in public.
Talking louder than a man.
Talking to another man, other than husband.
Refusing sex when asked to by her husband. GetBig approved.
Going outside without the consent of her husband.
Wearing Jewelry in public.
Wearing Makeup in public.
Wearing Perfume in public.
Arguing with your husband.
Arguing with your husband's other wives.
Denying to marry a man, if you're not a widow or ex wife.
Marrying another man other than husband.
Marrying a man 6 months after breakup with ex husband.
Divorcing a man. (only he's the one who's allowed to do that)
Accuse a man of rape without 4 male witnesses or 8 female witnesses of the actual rape.
Marrying a Non Muslim man. Muzzie men can only "outside" marry from "People of the Book", i.e., Jewish and Christians.
Having body hair and imitating men
Lifting her hand against her husband --Even if he's beating her senseless--
Make wedding arrangements.
Praying with men.
Being in the company of other men.
Sitting in the living room with the husband and his friends.
Eating with the husband and his friends.
Refuse to cook food.
Work outside the house without a guardian.
Be working in a company of other men outside the house.
Leave the room without permission.
Question the husband critically.
Becoming the "woman of the house" after her husband passed away
Becoming a father-figure of a fatherless son (he becomes like her husband, he makes the rules).
There's more rules but I think this may be a TLDR for some of us here. Muzzies already know this shit. FTN. The UK needs to wake up before they're put to sleep permanently by these criminals.
