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Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« on: June 11, 2018, 07:06:22 PM »
A bunch of stinkers rolling around grabbing various man parts in hopes of "domination".

Mike Tyson in his prime would destroy every single Jiu Jitsu moron.

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2018, 07:08:12 PM »

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2018, 09:51:32 PM »
A bunch of stinkers rolling around grabbing various man parts in hopes of "domination".

Mike Tyson in his prime would destroy every single Jiu Jitsu moron.

In a boxing match.

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2018, 10:06:31 PM »
I guess that "favorite poster on getbig" thread brought you back?   ;D

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2018, 10:52:32 PM »
The line has been cast. Anyone biting? ;D

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2018, 05:14:04 AM »

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2018, 06:17:00 AM »
A bunch of stinkers rolling around grabbing various man parts in hopes of "domination".

Mike Tyson in his prime would destroy every single Jiu Jitsu moron.
Easy gollum its no better than men getting pumped up wearing thongs and greasing each other up in hopes of winning other mens attention for a prize....




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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2018, 06:42:16 AM »
A bunch of stinkers rolling around grabbing various man parts in hopes of "domination".

Mike Tyson in his prime would destroy every single Jiu Jitsu moron.


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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2018, 06:48:33 AM »
Short match :D

Kevin Jackson = "What's an Armbar?" :D



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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2018, 07:33:58 AM »






It's gay, get over it. Not that there is anything wrong with 2 guys being gay together.
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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2018, 07:38:29 AM »
A prime Mike Tyson would have destroyed 99.9% of the population he's not a good example. Ju-Jitso is not for me but I imagine it would help in any fight that goes past the striking stage and you end up rolling on the floor.

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2018, 07:40:15 AM »
A prime Mike Tyson would have destroyed 99.9% of the population he's not a good example. Ju-Jitso is not for me but I imagine it would help in any fight that goes past the striking stage and you end up rolling on the floor.

yep exactly right.

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2018, 11:45:17 AM »
Being on the floor in a street fight vulnerable to getting your head stomped isn't a good idea. JJ is great as a sport, on the street its Muai Thai

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2018, 12:18:47 PM »
I don't think Tyson in his prime could beat a top BJJ guy.


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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2018, 12:59:13 PM »
Being on the floor in a street fight vulnerable to getting your head stomped isn't a good idea. JJ is great as a sport, on the street its Muai Thai
what if they charge you and tackle you and you miss swinging at them on the way in?

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2018, 01:01:10 PM »
By the time it’s even possible to consider BJJ, a real fight is over.

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2018, 03:06:42 PM »
Boxer wins a street fight against bjj.
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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2018, 03:32:40 PM »
Being on the floor in a street fight vulnerable to getting your head stomped isn't a good idea. JJ is great as a sport, on the street its Muai Thai
One on one...with nobody else present...if. a street fight goes to the ground...the jitsu man wins 99% of the time. But if anybody else is present...they may very well chime in and kick the jitsu mans skull in. In that case...anybody on ground is fucked. But alone...no onlookers...the jitsu man wins 99% of the time once it hits the ground.

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2018, 03:35:56 PM »
One on one...with nobody else present...if. a street fight goes to the ground...the jitsu man wins 99% of the time. But if anybody else is present...they may very well chime in and kick the jitsu mans skull in. In that case...anybody on ground is fucked. But alone...no onlookers...the jitsu man wins 99% of the time once it hits the ground.

Yes likely true.
Only 99% of fights start when upright
Then best to finish it while still upright.
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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2018, 03:46:03 PM »
Even in his prime, Tyson would be in a clinch for a great part of nearly every fight...A clinch with someone very skilled in BJJ and Tyson simply would be helpless...This doesn't make them more bad ass or anything.....just a skill set Mike didn't have.  One clinch with a Gracie or someone like that and they just would have the skill to choke him out quite easily..could break an arm while at it....Mike was not an all around combat fighter..he was a boxer...different sport

Like saying Usain Bolt would smoke everyone in the Marathon...just a different skill set...he's still the fastest man but would get smoked in any amount of distance...Tysons still the baddest but would not have the ability or knowledge to fight a master in mma grappling, submission holds,etc.

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2018, 04:27:59 PM »
Even in his prime, Tyson would be in a clinch for a great part of nearly every fight...A clinch with someone very skilled in BJJ and Tyson simply would be helpless...This doesn't make them more bad ass or anything.....just a skill set Mike didn't have.  One clinch with a Gracie or someone like that and they just would have the skill to choke him out quite easily..could break an arm while at it....Mike was not an all around combat fighter..he was a boxer...different sport

Like saying Usain Bolt would smoke everyone in the Marathon...just a different skill set...he's still the fastest man but would get smoked in any amount of distance...Tysons still the baddest but would not have the ability or knowledge to fight a master in mma grappling, submission holds,etc.

Prime Tyson would destroy Usain Bolt, no contest.
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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2018, 04:38:03 PM »
Prime Tyson would destroy Usain Bolt, no contest.

What about Ben Johnson though, he was jacked.

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2018, 04:43:56 PM »
What about Ben Johnson though, he was jacked.

what about Kevin Levrone? he could run fast, play guitar and achieve 24inch guns babies..  :'(

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2018, 04:46:06 PM »
Boxers can struggle if they have to fight with less rules.

I'm not sure prime Tyson would even know how to block a kick.

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2018, 04:49:20 PM »
Boxers can struggle if they have to fight with less rules.

I'm not sure prime Tyson would even know how to block a kick.

I tysons prime I'm not sure many would have the balls to throw a kick at him