Are you saying your mom is a bitch? Hey, I know you’re a retard but that isn’t her fault, unless she smoke crack or something... you’re a crack baby... it all makes sense now. 
We were discussing your parents, Chumley. I'm of average intelligence so I suspect it hurts your ego all the more to be so easily bested by someone such as myself. Your wit is doubtless as flaccid as your manhood when confronted with the prospect of an evening of passion with a (GASP!) a real woman versus your usual session of beatnik passion with a French-Tuck fappologist.
Might I suggest you visit Chicago? You'll feel (not think) you're superior after just a few minutes interaction with the local urbanites. Go get 'em Pinky Suavo!
I'm old.

Time to hit the hay, kiddo. Keep in touch with yourself and don't let your meat loaf.