My Olympia advance highlights report (without being there)

[Howard]

1. Phil Heath wins and 5 other big freaks get 2nd - 6th

2.  Trump tweets that the Phil's win was fake news.
Trump's the real Mr Olympia and has the orange bronzer tan to prove it.

[Skylge]

Highlight would be if someone actually dropped dead on stage

That, to my knowledge, would be a sensational first 

[dan18]

1. Phil Heath wins and 5 other big freaks get 2nd - 6th

2. The Mayor of BB blows a load on his cpu  screen as the winner is crowned

3. Bob Chick MC's wearing a velvet tux . Gets offered a job as Doorman for the Pink Palace.

4. Stormy Daniels blows Olympia owner David Pecker by Ice Machine 7.

5. Trump tweets that the Phil's win was fake news.
He's the real Mr Olympia and has the orange bronzer tan to prove it.

That is spot on and possibly the funniest post you ever made