The last two presidents have been very polarizing.
And they will continue to be more and more polarizing.
In 2020, it will be Donald Trump against himself.
In 2024, Kylie Jenner will run against Mike Pence.
In 2028, Justin Bieber, fresh off his world tour to promote his “It’s Mr. Statesman 2 U” album, will try to use his fresh lyrics to run against a recording of James O’Keefe.
In 2032, Snake Plisken will run against a hologram of James Garfield
In 2026, Garfield the Cat will run against the Olive Garden
And, finally, before the Republic disintegrates, unlabeled cryogenically frozen sperm will run against Clint Eastwood’s empty chair.