Sounds like your friend is a slave to the pussy. I like weddings though, you eat and drink as much as u like just don’t engage in those ridiculous queery games they setup for men and women. Gayer than dancing
Been to so many weddings and always shudder at the f aggotry.
Assholes doing the chicken dance and always the bridesmaids and groomsmen waxing poetic about the retard couple that just sealed their fate.
Ninety-seven percent of those in attendance just wanna go home.
Then the throng goes all clappity-clap when the duo waves off for the night so the broad can get her holes pounded so the marriage is “consummated”. Oh, brother.
Father-of-the-bride is all teary-eyed. “There goes my little girl to get her cock sleeve hammered and to swallow a load.”
Fuck me running.