Coach,
Maybe it's a lack of tolerance due to our age?
About 5 years ago, while having to attend a wedding on the west coast (Cannon Beach, Oregon), I made an overnight stop at the home of a family friend who lives in Salem. This guy was/is a free spirit and loves to smoke marijuana and consume edibles. Anyhow, while staying there overnight, I woke up late during the evening wanting something to eat. I made my way to the kitchen and saw that the guy had a bowl of chocolate brownies wrapped in saran wrap and in his refrigerator, he had vanilla ice cream. So, I thought, "why not serve myself a delicious bowl of crushed brownies with vanilla ice cream as a topping?". I did so and consumed a bowl of crushed up brownies with vanilla ice cream. About an hour later, I was paralyzed. I couldn't move from the couch. I thought I was having a heart attack. I experienced palpitations, felt as if I could barely breathe and couldn't not stand up, as my body felt as stiff as a board. I thought I was done for. I yelled out to my friend and told him to call the cops, as I was about to die. He called the paramedics and before they arrived, I told him that I had never experienced anything like this, hence why I felt this was the end of me. He then realized that the bulk of his brownies were gone and asked what I did with them. I told him that I ate them with ice cream. He said, "Just half of one of those brownies have about 120mg of THC and you ate about 7 of them!!".
Quickly, he had me drink about half a gallon of milk and then proceeded to get me to throw up (I used my fingers folks, not his cock). After throwing up, I felt way better, but realized then and there that I do not have the proper physiological constitution to even pretend to ever consume marijuana edibles.
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