A news reporter goes to see a Jewish man who has been going to the western wall in Israel to pray once a day for 70 years, the reporter goes up to him and says, hello Im a reporter for the BBC and we know youre quite famous around this wall so we were wondering if we could ask you a few questions. The man agrees and she asks, so we were wondering; what have you actually been praying for all of these years?
The man replies, I have been praying for peace between the Jews and Arabs and for all world hatred and terrorism to stop, and for my children and grandchildren to grown up in a peaceful world.
The news reporter says, Wow thats truly beautiful, how do you feel after doing this for 70 years?
The man replies, I feel like Ive been talking to a fucking brick wall.
Thank yew...Thankyewveruhmuch! I'm hear 'til Thursday. Try the pork!