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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #125 on: October 22, 2019, 09:09:08 AM »
The Force Awakens was okay, I would give it a 7/10 as a Star Wars movie (10/10 = Empire Strikes Back).

The prequels weren't great movies but I appreciate them more in retrospect than I did when they were in theaters.  At least they had a story they were trying to tell.  With these new movies it seems they're just re-telling the broad strokes of the original movies with new characters and making up the story movie-by-movie as they go.

The Last Jedi was dogshit.  Don't have high hopes for this one but it can't be much worse.

If you like Snore Awakens, then you will like this movie.  Abraham is regurgitating Return of the Jedi, just like coughed up New Hope.  The trailer looks just like a poor man's New Hope. Creativity and Abrahams don't belong in the same sentence. And those other 2 Jew hacks from Game of Thrones will wreck the Old Republic.

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« Reply #126 on: October 23, 2019, 06:35:46 PM »
The Knights of Ren look like a bunch of homeless guys that made half-assed Samurai costumes out of things they found at the city dump.

I'm sure their plot line will be equally shitty.


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« Reply #127 on: October 23, 2019, 06:39:01 PM »
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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #128 on: October 24, 2019, 02:04:22 PM »
The Knights of Ren look like a bunch of homeless guys that made half-assed Samurai costumes out of things they found at the city dump.

I'm sure their plot line will be equally shitty.



They do have that Mad Max look about them, don't they?

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« Reply #129 on: October 24, 2019, 02:32:01 PM »
The Knights of Ren look like a bunch of homeless guys that made half-assed Samurai costumes out of things they found at the city dump.

I'm sure their plot line will be equally shitty.



Haha yeah, nothing uniform at all, every dude just picked up random shit at the scrapyard.

A cult/sect that follows Big Poppa Palps should have access to the best gear and not look like that, they're not bounty hunters ffs
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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #130 on: October 24, 2019, 07:40:50 PM »
Rumored to be former students of Luke's who left with Kylo.

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« Reply #131 on: October 24, 2019, 08:47:49 PM »
Leaked spoilers are real.



And the biggie...


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« Reply #132 on: October 25, 2019, 12:42:30 AM »
The plot of this Trilogy doesn't make sense.  It literally makes zero sense......and there is zero character development.  These are just objectively bad movies.  Total shit.

Rey already defeated Kylo the first time she picked up a lightsaber (with no training).  Rey and Kylo already teamed up and dispatched the big bad guy sitting in a throne (in Episode 8).  Where is the drama?

I don't care about any of these characters in the least.  I'm actually rooting for the First Order to kill them all and cut their fucking heads off.

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« Reply #133 on: October 25, 2019, 12:44:31 AM »
Rose Tico is clearly off-season in this movie.  Dirty bulking.


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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #134 on: October 25, 2019, 05:13:33 AM »
The plot of this Trilogy doesn't make sense.  It literally makes zero sense......and there is zero character development.  These are just objectively bad movies.  Total shit.

Rey already defeated Kylo the first time she picked up a lightsaber (with no training).  Rey and Kylo already teamed up and dispatched the big bad guy sitting in a throne (in Episode 8).  Where is the drama?

I don't care about any of these characters in the least.  I'm actually rooting for the First Order to kill them all and cut their fucking heads off.


Agreed 100%!

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« Reply #135 on: October 25, 2019, 05:45:25 AM »
Rose Tico is clearly off-season in this movie.  Dirty bulking.



You think her actionfigure will sell more this time than the last time?
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« Reply #136 on: October 25, 2019, 05:51:13 AM »
Rose Tico is clearly off-season in this movie.  Dirty bulking.



just holding a bit of dbol bloat

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« Reply #137 on: October 25, 2019, 08:32:06 PM »
You think her actionfigure will sell more this time than the last time?

They couldn't move those action figures if they paid people to take them.

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« Reply #138 on: October 25, 2019, 10:48:54 PM »
just holding a bit of dbol bloat

You think her actionfigure will sell more this time than the last time?

Rose Tico is clearly off-season in this movie.  Dirty bulking.



But isn't she a Hot Asian?  You fools have a whole thread devoted to them.

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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #139 on: October 26, 2019, 12:10:38 AM »
I hope the Empire appears out of nowhere and wipes them all out, The First Order and the Rebels. Complete destruction of everything is the only way this trilogy can be saved.


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« Reply #140 on: October 26, 2019, 05:10:02 AM »
I hope the Empire appears out of nowhere and wipes them all out, The First Order and the Rebels. Complete destruction of everything is the only way this trilogy can be saved.



How about this,

Anakins force-ghost is fed up with the wokeness and liberals, and possesses a 6'7" beast (Marty Falcon or some other Getbigger, not Roelly, too short), makes a new helmet (red helmet with a white logo "Make the Galaxy Great Again") and goes to town with everyone!

Destroying First Order, the Rebels and builds a galactic wall around the civilized galaxy.


 
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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #142 on: October 26, 2019, 05:17:18 AM »
Hope you're looking forward to seeing horses running on a Star Destroyer.

The trailer is already looking like another train wreck.

 ;D  ;D

So it has horse's..
Oh well ..
Still looking forward to watching it..

 ;D   ;D

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« Reply #143 on: October 26, 2019, 05:18:12 AM »
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 ;D  :P

WOW..
Thick and juicy..

 ;D  ;D

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« Reply #144 on: October 26, 2019, 05:23:12 AM »
You think her actionfigure will sell more this time than the last time?




 ;D  :P

WOW..
Thick and juicy..

 ;D  ;D

Indeed!
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« Reply #145 on: October 26, 2019, 05:25:18 AM »
 ;D  ;D

Plump

 ;D   ;D

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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #146 on: October 26, 2019, 05:44:59 AM »
Rose following Phil Heath nose-training principles

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Re: STAR WARS IX - Trailer (updated with new footage and liberal agenda)
« Reply #147 on: October 27, 2019, 01:42:15 AM »
How about this,

Anakins force-ghost is fed up with the wokeness and liberals, and possesses a 6'7" beast (Marty Falcon or some other Getbigger, not Roelly, too short), makes a new helmet (red helmet with a white logo "Make the Galaxy Great Again") and goes to town with everyone!

Destroying First Order, the Rebels and builds a galactic wall around the civilized galaxy.


 

Would be an epic masterpiece compared to these latest movies  ;D

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« Reply #149 on: October 29, 2019, 12:43:05 AM »
Would be great to have a film from the perspective of the Galactic Empire.

And set the record straight on a number of things.

For 19 years, the Empire was at peace, the Emperor had done all he had promised, to unite the galaxy and eliminate the military threat of the Secessionist regime. Instead of using conscripts and sacrificing the lives of his citizens, the Emperor opted instead to use a Clone Army to spare the people as much as possible from the horrors of war. The result of the successful defensive war was peace, order and stability across the galaxy.

That was until rebel insurgents aligned with bandits and criminal cartels launched attacks on the government, stole military equipment and plans and plunged the universe into a galactic war killing countless billions and causing chaos. These 'liberators' had no qualms killing the conscripts of the Imperial Armed Forces, launching pirate attacks on transport ships, disrupting communications between worlds and subjecting local populations to starvation due to lack of supplies.

The increasing numbers of rebel attacks and the military threat posed to territories under imperial protection forced the government, after 19 peaceful years, to transfer control of the territories to the direct control of the military in order to prevent the situation from spiralling out of control.

Plans for the peace-keeping weapon the DEATH STAR, were also stolen by these rebels, a technology which could not be allowed to fall into the hands of a rogue regime which could use the same weapon against the government and its people.

It is true that a planet was a destroyed, but this planet was a base of terrorist operations and the attack via the super-weapon was aimed at ending the war as quickly as possible and saving the lives of countless billions.

Some may claim that the Empire is prejudiced against non-humans, but this is merely rebel propaganda. The successor to Emperor Palpatine and Supreme Commander of the Imperial Armed Forces, Grand Admiral Thrawn, is a Chiss, who has led the Empire in a string of spectacular victories against the rebels and their crumbling factions.

As it stands, the Galactic Empire under the protection of the Imperial Fleet, still controls over one quarter of the known universe, and is successfully reclaiming government territory and liberating the population from the anarchy, banditry and lawlessness of the rebel regime.