Why would people not be happy with the Chuck Norris thing..? 
(While I'm here I must admit that I've spent hours on YouTube watching my 'Murican Brothers shooting the hell out of stuff, almost always started by someone here on GetBig talking about a new purchase, etc.)
Liberals hate guns. Liberals hate conservatives. Chuck is a proud conservative.
They get triggered over this stuff.
Nice choice Prudence, I have a Glock 19 and a Glock 43.
(Plus three S&W's, a Taurus, a Kel-Tec, and a small Jennings 25. (Range stuff only).
The guy who stole the car doesn't look too sharp-minded. Shooting w/ your kid in the car is dangerous, shows how desperate the dad was to get him back.
Unlike the clown who let his little girl burn to death in a car last week.