I know this sounds like BS - seriously I do... and I don't believe the below for an instant
But
Could a smart attorney/athletes rep (such as our own Harvey Breite) try this defense?
- Original tren (in my youth) derived from Finaplix pellets for cattle
- Finaplix/hormone/anti-biotic use not frowned upon in Japan
- Japanese restaurant = Waguy/Kobe beef
- Wagyu/Kobe has a very high level of marbling - indicating high levels of fat
- Fatty tissues retain substances (chemical history) longer than muscle
- Very rare steak = centre of the steak might not get hot enough to break down metabolites
Not guilty, Y'Honor!