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Long Jumper tests positive for Tren...blames meat he ate.
« on: May 31, 2019, 07:50:14 AM »
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https://www.apnews.com/8e413a2cfe3b45b49fc4b67707c5d773

"...ate tainted beef at a Japanese restaurant in Arkansas before a test on June 2, 2018. The results came back positive about two weeks later for a metabolite of the banned anabolic steroid trenbolone."

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Re: Long Jumper tests positive for Tren...blames meat he ate.
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2019, 08:06:02 AM »
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https://www.apnews.com/8e413a2cfe3b45b49fc4b67707c5d773

"...ate tainted beef at a Japanese restaurant in Arkansas before a test on June 2, 2018. The results came back positive about two weeks later for a metabolite of the banned anabolic steroid trenbolone."
HAHAHH Why buy juice just go to the store and buy steak :P
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Re: Long Jumper tests positive for Tren...blames meat he ate.
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2019, 08:09:35 AM »
Whats next?? "Gay tranny athlete got a beef injection by his gear-using boyfriend, now he tests positive for both tren,and HIV...

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Re: Long Jumper tests positive for Tren...blames meat he ate.
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2019, 08:27:23 AM »
I know this sounds like BS - seriously I do... and I don't believe the below for an instant

But

Could a smart attorney/athletes rep (such as our own Harvey Breite) try this defense?

-  Original tren (in my youth) derived from Finaplix pellets for cattle
-  Finaplix/hormone/anti-biotic use not frowned upon in Japan
-  Japanese restaurant = Waguy/Kobe beef
-  Wagyu/Kobe has a very high level of marbling - indicating high levels of fat
-  Fatty tissues retain substances (chemical history) longer than muscle
-  Very rare steak = centre of the steak might not get hot enough to break down metabolites

Not guilty, Y'Honor! 


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Re: Long Jumper tests positive for Tren...blames meat he ate.
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2019, 08:30:24 AM »
I know this sounds like BS - seriously I do... and I don't believe the below for an instant

But

Could a smart attorney/athletes rep (such as our own Harvey Breite) try this defense?

-  Original tren (in my youth) derived from Finaplix pellets for cattle
-  Finaplix/hormone/anti-biotic use not frowned upon in Japan
-  Japanese restaurant = Waguy/Kobe beef
-  Wagyu/Kobe has a very high level of marbling - indicating high levels of fat
-  Fatty tissues retain substances (chemical history) longer than muscle
-  Very rare steak = centre of the steak might not get hot enough to break down metabolites

Not guilty, Y'Honor! 



not enough for anyone to test positive any real traces are gone from cooking and your own stomach acids
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Re: Long Jumper tests positive for Tren...blames meat he ate.
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2019, 09:04:49 AM »
Japanese restaurant aka gloryhole of the champions
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Re: Long Jumper tests positive for Tren...blames meat he ate.
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2019, 09:09:27 AM »


Charis Chan tested positive for tren, she claimed it was because she swallowed her bf's' tren jizz and had doctor's testimony saying it was actually possible

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Re: Long Jumper tests positive for Tren...blames meat he ate.
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2019, 09:35:30 AM »


Charis Chan tested positive for tren, she claimed it was because she swallowed her bf's' tren jizz and had doctor's testimony saying it was actually possible

hahahahaaaa so she's just guilty of being a dirty slut

Are we even sure that's who she says she is?  Looks just like Jaejonna in a long wig

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Re: Long Jumper tests positive for Tren...blames meat he ate.
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2019, 10:43:43 AM »


Charis Chan tested positive for tren, she claimed it was because she swallowed her bf's' tren jizz and had doctor's testimony saying it was actually possible

Gives a whole new spin on the phrase 'straight from the tap' Hahahaa!  Jeez...

Girls got some chops going public with that angle, but good luck ever being able to say 'no' to any boyfriend offering a warm protein shake in future...
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