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Re: poop
« Reply #25 on: June 01, 2019, 09:26:41 AM »
Fuck that
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Thin Lizzy

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Re: poop
« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2019, 10:23:57 AM »
The toilet is a recent invention. Throughout the ages, people took dumps while in a deep squat position. Perhaps that’s why people today have such a piss poor quad development.🤔
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Re: poop
« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2019, 10:46:32 AM »
Quote from: ponal on June 01, 2019, 08:50:31 AM
No your shit is important bro. tells you a lot About your inner workings. what you poop is how healthy you are. No doubt yours have jizz in there

Yeah you got me,there is jizz in my crap.Weird fucking Dude.whos gimmick are you?
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Re: poop
« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2019, 11:13:02 AM »
Quote from: Thin Lizzy on June 01, 2019, 10:23:57 AM
The toilet is a recent invention. Throughout the ages, people took dumps while in a deep squat position. Perhaps that’s why people today have such a piss poor quad development.🤔

look at most 3rd world countries they still crap like that. France too in some places.
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Re: poop
« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2019, 11:36:58 AM »
Shitty thread!
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Taffin

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Re: poop
« Reply #30 on: June 01, 2019, 12:10:48 PM »
^^^ HAHAHAAA!





Quote from: Thin Lizzy on June 01, 2019, 07:57:18 AM
How many wipes would you say is normal?🤔

Excellent question - this is one of those things in life you are left to work out for yourself - no Poop 101 class...

Eddie Murphy (I think) did a skit about different scenarios here - sometimes next to nothing is needed - sometimes half a roll.  (In the case of Greg Kovacs, allegedly sometimes entire beach towels!  ;D)

It's not that simple though... Most bodybuilders have got a touch of OCD about them if they are brutally honest, so the problem here is potential overwipe:  some theorise that haeomorrhoids are actually caused by micro-abrasions from over wiping and/or using low quality tissue, which breaks the skin and lets infections in - hello pus bubble  :-X

To avoid this problem, since using wet wipes would be turbo ghey, move to a high quality paper laced with Aloe Vera

Pro-tip:  For me, the life changing event many years ago was our first bidet...
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Re: poop
« Reply #31 on: June 01, 2019, 12:22:28 PM »
Quote from: ponal on June 01, 2019, 04:45:47 AM
this is better for your colon. who squats on the toilet? would this aid in my flexibility for squats & anal sex?

Saw that video before.  Why doesn't she just squat with her feet on the floor instead of up on the bowl like that?  If I stood up on the bowl and took a shit like that it would take an hour to clean up the bathroom afterwards.
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Re: poop
« Reply #32 on: June 01, 2019, 12:41:57 PM »
Quote from: ponal on June 01, 2019, 06:43:32 AM
Look at her face she loves it.



That is absolutely fucking repulsive, bitch looks to be sloppy-fat judging by her fat arms and this is the behaviour you expect from a disgusting fat woman
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Re: poop
« Reply #33 on: June 01, 2019, 04:32:49 PM »
Quote from: ponal on June 01, 2019, 06:43:32 AM
Look at her face she loves it.


How does she wipe with no TP there ???
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Re: poop
« Reply #34 on: June 02, 2019, 03:00:51 AM »
Quote from: chaos on June 01, 2019, 04:32:49 PM
How does she wipe with no TP there ???
She's all natural. :-[
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Re: poop
« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2019, 03:06:38 AM »
Quote from: ponal on June 01, 2019, 06:26:53 AM
when you hear a Hot Girl fart on the toilet i find it very erotic.


ponal is ratherbebig

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Re: poop
« Reply #36 on: June 02, 2019, 03:10:37 AM »
Quote from: Henda on June 01, 2019, 12:41:57 PM
That is absolutely fucking repulsive, bitch looks to be sloppy-fat judging by her fat arms and this is the behaviour you expect from a disgusting fat woman

Heeey, if the title says she’s sexy, then she’s sexy!!! Who are we to say otherwise???

The video made me sick too
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Re: poop
« Reply #37 on: June 02, 2019, 04:16:01 AM »
The female anus exist solely for visual and sexual pleasure. Hot women never fart and rarely shit, if at all.
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Re: poop
« Reply #38 on: June 02, 2019, 04:42:05 AM »
Quote from: Theoak* on June 02, 2019, 04:16:01 AM
The female anus exist solely for visual and sexual pleasure. Hot women never fart and rarely shit, if at all.

I agree

Emily Blunt and Rachel McAdams do not poop

Food evaporates in their bodys

The rear ends are solely for cosmetic and visual purposes
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Re: poop
« Reply #39 on: June 02, 2019, 05:29:20 AM »
Quote from: chaos on June 01, 2019, 04:32:49 PM
How does she wipe with no TP there ???


Hand? wet wipes? of Course the Japanese have a water spray to clean your hole


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Re: poop
« Reply #40 on: June 02, 2019, 08:19:17 AM »
Quote from: IRON CROSS on June 02, 2019, 03:06:38 AM

ponal is ratherbebig



this thread is too "interesting" to be a RatherBeFat stinking Muzzie thread.
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Re: poop
« Reply #41 on: June 02, 2019, 08:50:53 AM »
Quote from: IRON CROSS on June 02, 2019, 03:06:38 AM

ponal is ratherbebig


Ponal is too easy to guess and you're guessing wrong.

Muay Thai is better than Aikido!
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Re: poop
« Reply #42 on: June 02, 2019, 10:46:27 AM »
I find that peanut butter has a negative effect on dump quality 💩💩

I need to find an alternative to put on rice cakes.🤔
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Re: poop
« Reply #43 on: June 02, 2019, 11:28:35 AM »
Quote from: ponal on June 02, 2019, 05:29:20 AM


Hand? wet wipes? of Course the Japanese have a water spray to clean your hole




In Thailand they use a water pipe attached to a spray gun next to the toilet.
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Re: poop
« Reply #44 on: June 02, 2019, 02:25:19 PM »
Quote from: chaos on June 02, 2019, 08:50:53 AM
Ponal is too easy to guess and you're guessing wrong.

Muay Thai is better than Aikido!

Yeah, Muay Thai wins !.
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Re: poop
« Reply #45 on: June 02, 2019, 02:30:06 PM »
Quote from: Thin Lizzy on June 02, 2019, 10:46:27 AM
I find that peanut butter has a negative effect on dump quality 💩💩

I need to find an alternative to put on rice cakes.🤔



Green figs + cold beer =  ;D (guess what)

(super fast laxative  ;))

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Re: poop
« Reply #46 on: June 02, 2019, 02:48:16 PM »
Quote from: Taffin on June 01, 2019, 07:11:18 AM
Thanks for the update  ;D

Ha no problem  ;D
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Re: poop
« Reply #47 on: June 02, 2019, 04:05:56 PM »
Quote from: Thin Lizzy on June 02, 2019, 10:46:27 AM
I find that peanut butter has a negative effect on dump quality 💩💩

I need to find an alternative to put on rice cakes.🤔

WTF you eating rice cakes for  ???  :-X
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Re: poop
« Reply #48 on: June 02, 2019, 04:12:46 PM »
I've been using the Squatty Potty for over 2 years now. It does make a big difference. Plus this commercial for it is funny as hell:





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Re: poop
« Reply #49 on: June 02, 2019, 05:01:59 PM »
Just dump and be done with it.

Fucking weirdos.
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