I wait outside Wal Mart's for people to throw away their cash receipts. I dig them out of the trash, return the next day and steal that item, then come back the third day and return it for store credit, which I then sell the gift card refund on e-bay to the highest bidder. This is how I fund my schmoe wrestling sessions, cause those Awesome Amazons only take large bills, cash. This, this is what I do. Gotta go, someone's knocking on my Motel room door.