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Re: J-LO is smart - low dose of HGH
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2019, 06:32:38 PM »
I’ve always figured Lopez has rotten breath.

Don’t particularly know why.

Like Aniston, the broad can’t keep a man.

The other day I read something where she says she doesn’t count her first marriages (she does her one to that emaciated goop Marc Anthony) because she was too young, etc. So I guess this is the new thing.

Just as you can wake on any given day and decide you’re now the opposite sex, a person who’s been previously married can “voila” away the failed union(s).

If you’ve divorced more than once, there’s something wrong with you.

Anyway, back to Lopez ...

She’s a middling talent in all aspects.





So is the Rock.

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Re: J-LO is smart - low dose of HGH
« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2019, 07:08:55 AM »
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WHERE BE DEM DAT DERE PELLETS?

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Re: J-LO is smart - low dose of HGH
« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2019, 07:16:53 AM »
I’ve always figured Lopez has rotten breath.

Don’t particularly know why.

Like Aniston, the broad can’t keep a man.


The other day I read something where she says she doesn’t count her first marriages (she does her one to that emaciated goop Marc Anthony) because she was too young, etc. So I guess this is the new thing.

Just as you can wake on any given day and decide you’re now the opposite sex, a person who’s been previously married can “voila” away the failed union(s).

If you’ve divorced more than once, there’s something wrong with you.

Anyway, back to Lopez ...

She’s a middling talent in all aspects.

Their men can't keep a woman either there's not a single man  either cheating or divorcing over and over again



Is their choice of man ....plain and simple  ( I remember Jennifer Aniston once saying that she was going to try  date man outside show Biz "spot life" .... but then she goes and say someone like a banker/magnate tycoon.....   you see ?

WoooSHHHHHHHHHH  

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Re: J-LO is smart - low dose of HGH
« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2019, 08:22:43 AM »
Yes, bad choice in men.


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Re: J-LO is smart - low dose of HGH
« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2019, 02:29:20 PM »
Is their choice of man ....plain and simple  ( I remember Jennifer Aniston once saying that she was going to try  date man outside show Biz "spot life" .... but then she goes and say someone like a banker/magnate tycoon.....   you see ?

WoooSHHHHHHHHHH  

The thing they don’t realize is the problem is THEM


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Re: J-LO is smart - low dose of HGH
« Reply #30 on: June 27, 2019, 02:48:03 AM »
Reminds me of those evangelical types that claim you can be "re-virginized" if you get saved .

Using the new JLO rules, combined with some get big logic:

This is my 1st marriage ( to a female) and the previous anal sex I had doesn't count because I used her/his stink hole. ;D ;D ;D
This was big with Catholic girls years ago.

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Re: J-LO is smart - low dose of HGH
« Reply #31 on: June 27, 2019, 05:00:05 PM »
This was big with Catholic girls years ago.

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Re: J-LO is smart - low dose of HGH
« Reply #32 on: June 27, 2019, 06:57:32 PM »
Speaking of J-LO, did anyone hear the story of someone filming A-Fraud on the shitter taking a dump in "their" apartment in New York?

It was either from another building or maybe a drone.

Funny shit (pun intended).





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Re: J-LO is smart - low dose of HGH
« Reply #33 on: June 28, 2019, 02:58:38 AM »
Has his initial on his bath towels. ;D

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Re: J-LO is smart - low dose of HGH
« Reply #34 on: June 28, 2019, 03:38:03 PM »
Has his initial on his bath towels. ;D

my hand towels were all stolen from work

they ain't gettin' dem back, neither
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