Props to the hard working man Henda!
Hahahaha this is absolutely brilliant I’ve read through several times when I’ve had a minute today and it’s hilarious every time one of the best things I’ve read.
Woke up to the noise of our gardener blowing fall leaves into piles. Most of the leaves have fallen, so the yard should look good for awhile...at least until next Friday morning.
Got up at 4:00 a.m. Drank shit that made me shit for a couple of hours. Had a colonoscopy with an excellent outcome. Doctor tells me this is my last one ever (YAHOO!) because they're not recommended for people 80 or over, which I will be in 5 years. I was starving after nothing solid for almost 2 days, so my daughter and I went to lunch at Lá Sen Vietnamese Grill. I ordered Lúc Lắc Beef, which is cubed filet mignon marinated in rice wine, tossed in butter and red onions with mixed greens, served with jasmine rice and Vietnamese coffee. Yum.
I will later watch porn, masturbate then give myself a sperm mask which is good for the skin.
Today I sucked off my FedEx guy for being terrible at his job. Worst guy I've blown on this route in 20 years and now he knows it.
We have a winner!
went for a thai massage today. Got a semi boner while on my stomach. Thankfully I went flacid before I had to turn over.
Was it a guy?
Spent the last 2 hours trying to boot a Surface Pro with no success.