Funny story...
My 2nd day in prison (when I got transfered to the actual prison and out of reception) I went down to the weight room before morning count (each unit had its own small weight room. Some better equipped then others. Some had a single universal machine with a set of those old square adjustable dbs, some had actual free weights... In addition to the full weight-pile in the rec-area with power racks, flat, Dec, Inc benches, etc etc..)..
... Anyways, this one had a flat bench/free weights. I just got back from breakfast and go down expecting to get a quick shoulder and tricep pump. Open the door and turn on the light and there's a dude laying on the flat bench. I look around and think "wtf is this dude doing lying on the bench in the dark?". Thought I might've walked in on him jerking off or something and turn to the right. I realize he hadn't made a sound, and glance over and see the bar is loaded (found out later it was 365) & on the floor behind the bench like he was doing deadlifts.. Do a double take and see the pool of gooey blood allll over the floor/carpet beneith the bench and bar, look up and see his head hanging off the end/back of the bench with his spine poking up/out through his spine and realize "this ain't my problem. I didn't see anything." And go back up to my room/cell till count time.
Sure enough. 30min later, like 15mins before scheduled count, we have an emergency-count. Then another. Then we're on lockdown till almost lunch.
Later on find out the dude found out he was getting transfered to Texas to testify against some people on a Fed case, and he was likely gonna be stabbed there because of it. Didn't recognize the guy when he was on the bench, but found out I was playing cards with the dude the day before and I think he only had like a 4-5yr sentence.. anyways, he'd loaded up the bar with 3 plates and a quarter each side, unracked it off the back and guillotined himself. Brutal way to go.
Needless to say, we lost the "on-unit" exercise rooms and they got turned into "study rooms" by the next week.