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Marty Champions

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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2020, 05:15:12 PM »
Love gweneth love stank pussy
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pamith

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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2020, 05:20:49 PM »
Quote from: Marty Champions on January 12, 2020, 05:15:12 PM
Love gweneth love stank pussy
you are in love
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AbrahamG

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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2020, 05:56:40 PM »
Quote from: sarcafago on January 12, 2020, 03:44:38 PM
By sticking her fingers in it and smelling them you fucking retard.

Lmao. Prime needs a vacation. Maybe even a weekend cock bender.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2020, 06:01:44 PM »
Quote from: Marty Champions on January 12, 2020, 05:15:12 PM
Love gweneth love stank pussy
Nice Matt impression! LMAO.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2020, 06:06:33 PM »
When’s your birthday, Matty?

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pamith

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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2020, 06:35:08 PM »
Pussy is pussy
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2020, 06:40:44 PM »
Never got around to beating off to her weedy ass.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2020, 06:53:20 PM »
She's hot
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2020, 06:58:56 PM »
What a dumb, hollyweird, retarded Koont...
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2020, 07:08:34 PM »
Quote from: Matt on January 12, 2020, 03:51:06 PM
Possibly from reading my posts.

A candle that smells like fish? Don't think it's going to be a hot item.  ???
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pamith

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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #35 on: January 12, 2020, 07:12:28 PM »
I want to smell her vagina
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JustPlaneJane

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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2020, 07:41:29 PM »
Quote from: pamith on January 12, 2020, 07:12:28 PM
I want to smell her vagina

Now that it’s “out in the open” so to speak, I’m a little curious of her scent too.

“Wafting, wafting....everyone likes their own brand.”

(Credit to Mike Myers - Fat Bastard)
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IRON CROSS

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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #37 on: January 12, 2020, 11:59:29 PM »
Quote from: JustPlaneJane on January 12, 2020, 04:01:40 PM
Moist and rancid.

Like a four month old jerk off sock

Old Soggy is gone mental  ::)
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #38 on: January 13, 2020, 12:16:50 AM »
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Primemuscle

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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #39 on: January 13, 2020, 12:19:18 AM »
Quote from: sarcafago on January 12, 2020, 03:44:38 PM
By sticking her fingers in it and smelling them you fucking retard.

Her fingers would contaminate the sent. You fucking retard.
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karasan

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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2020, 12:32:28 AM »
Her cream filled pussy smell better suited for fleshlight business
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sarcafago

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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2020, 12:39:30 AM »
Quote from: Primemuscle on January 13, 2020, 12:19:18 AM
Her fingers would contaminate the sent. You fucking retard.



Your daughter should have you euthanized.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #42 on: January 13, 2020, 02:25:43 AM »
A Candle that smells like a Gloryhole (semen and ass) that hasn't been cleaned for a year = Scent of Soggy Prime
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #43 on: January 13, 2020, 03:46:19 AM »
Vivid imagery. ^
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #44 on: January 13, 2020, 06:18:09 AM »
She's like 50 now anyways, who'd want to smell that dried up old wounded rabbit....
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Dokey111

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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #45 on: January 13, 2020, 06:44:21 AM »
Quote from: joswift on January 12, 2020, 02:24:08 PM
Whoopie has her own out


ah hahahaha  ;D
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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #46 on: January 13, 2020, 07:02:10 AM »
Paltrow first came across a scent that she said reminded her of the smell of her own vagina, she claims. The scent was then finalized for the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, which reportedly sold out within hours of its test run.


What sane women is out smelling shit and then stops and thinks, hmmm, this smells like my pussy.  I should make a candle out of it.
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #47 on: January 13, 2020, 07:10:31 AM »
 It'll smell like fish and desperation.
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JustPlaneJane

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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #48 on: January 13, 2020, 07:12:26 AM »
Quote from: pamith on January 12, 2020, 06:35:08 PM
Pussy is pussy

You obviously never saw the Hope Solo photos....
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Re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina.
« Reply #49 on: January 13, 2020, 07:23:50 AM »
Quote from: pamith on January 12, 2020, 06:35:08 PM
Pussy is pussy

Have you seen, touched or licked more than one pussy?  No a pussy is not a pussy.
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