Are you a writer's technician? I don't speak for anyone. They speak for themselves. That's a given.
It would not be difficult to “speak” for a great many Kommiefornians. Just say or type the following on a sporadic basis- “I’m all”, I’m like”, “Totally”, “What ever”, “Fer shurrrrre”. For those that are among the “elite”, just add directions to everything ala “The Californians”, and if you have access to a mirror so much the better.