Author Topic: Why Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is a fraud (Read 10307 times)

Darren Avey · « **Reply #25 on:** April 06, 2020, 10:00:44 AM »

Quote from: Humble Narcissist on April 06, 2020, 09:56:22 AM

Why did Lenny die? I thought he was unstoppable.

Hes back like emperor Palpatine. Waiting

friedchickendinner · « **Reply #26 on:** April 06, 2020, 10:30:06 AM »

Who wants to do bjj these days anyway? Big chance of getting the Coronavirus

Much safer to kick somebody in the face

Darren Avey · « **Reply #27 on:** April 06, 2020, 10:37:04 AM »

Quote from: friedchickendinner on April 06, 2020, 10:30:06 AM

Who wants to do bjj these days anyway? Big chance of getting the Coronavirus

Much safer to kick somebody in the face

And smash them to bits when they're down. Grabbing their head and smashing it into the concrete then turning them on their front and smashing their spine in

friedchickendinner · « **Reply #28 on:** April 06, 2020, 10:38:18 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on April 06, 2020, 10:37:04 AM

And smash them to bits when they're down. Grabbing their head and smashing it into the concrete then turning them on their front and smashing their spine in

That goes without saying

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #29 on:** April 06, 2020, 10:40:40 AM »

BJJ is very effective. I've used it enough times over the years with altercations (that I tried at all costs to avoid).

What I will say is that I've always trained in both boxing and BJJ. I think BJJ is great, but I believe a striking game is incredibly necessary.

Going to the ground is great for BJJ guys and wrestlers, but if you fight a guy with great takedown defense and you only know BJJ, there goes everything you had in your bag of tricks.

Striking: Muay Thai > Kickboxing > Boxing (how I rank it)

Ground game: Wrestling > BJJ

Never be a one trick pony.

"1"

Darren Avey · « **Reply #30 on:** April 06, 2020, 10:46:56 AM »

How about krav maga?

friedchickendinner · « **Reply #31 on:** April 06, 2020, 10:55:51 AM »

Everytime I'm in a bar fight and I drop to the ground and tell people to jump into my guard so I can submit them they start kicking me.

Roast Beef Pecs · « **Reply #32 on:** April 06, 2020, 11:17:25 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on April 06, 2020, 10:46:56 AM

How about krav maga?

I dropped a krav maga guy. Dude tried to grab me by the throat and knee me in the balls. I put him in a wrist lock hammer kicked his right collar bone. All because his girlfriend couldn't keep her paws off my biceps.

Teutonic Knight 1 · « **Reply #33 on:** April 06, 2020, 11:17:45 AM »

Quote from: Roast Beef Pecs on April 04, 2020, 05:58:26 PM

ITF Black Belt, Shotokan Brown Belt. I beat guys up.
You got that right. Streetfights are won with fists, feet, knees and elbows.

Wow, tell us about yours fights with Maoris in New Zealand & Thais in Bangkok !.

IroNat · « **Reply #34 on:** April 06, 2020, 12:00:34 PM »

Elvis was a red belt which is the highest you can go.

He was a high as you can get.

friedchickendinner · « **Reply #35 on:** April 06, 2020, 12:01:34 PM »

Elvis was the king.

The karate king.

Dave D · « **Reply #36 on:** April 06, 2020, 12:05:14 PM »

Quote from: Roast Beef Pecs on April 04, 2020, 05:58:26 PM

ITF Black Belt, Shotokan Brown Belt. I beat guys up.
You got that right. Streetfights are won ~~with fists, feet, knees and elbows.~~ with knives and guns. Loser leaves in a bodybag.

There you go tough guy.

Darren Avey · « **Reply #37 on:** April 06, 2020, 12:09:10 PM »

What would be the best way to fight Meng haku in his prime

Dave D · « **Reply #38 on:** April 06, 2020, 12:13:43 PM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on April 06, 2020, 12:09:10 PM

What would be the best way to fight Meng haku in his prime

With a powerful law firm.

Hurt him financially.

rollin · « **Reply #39 on:** April 06, 2020, 01:20:59 PM »

Where I live almost every BJJ school also offers striking or Muy Thai to be more well rounded.
I think the goal would to be well rounded fighter like Bas Rutten. He is excellent on his feet
or on the ground. Plus he loves head butts and liver shots. He's not afraid to teach real street fighting.
If schools teach like he does you can pretty well rounded. Let's face it most aholes in a bar
are only trained in sucker punches and sloppy hooks.

friedchickendinner · « **Reply #40 on:** April 06, 2020, 01:32:15 PM »

One of the best strategies for a bar fight is avoiding visiting a bar.

painfull86 · « **Reply #41 on:** April 06, 2020, 01:41:02 PM »

rumour has it, when tom prince was running the golds venice locker room he knocked out a bjj expert with one punch. he was 300 pounds back then.

Teutonic Knight 1 · « **Reply #42 on:** April 06, 2020, 01:48:10 PM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on April 06, 2020, 12:09:10 PM

What would be the best way to fight Meng haku in his prime

Hair spray his eyes ..............he was pro wrestling circus clown or something , right ?.

joswift · « **Reply #43 on:** April 06, 2020, 01:52:50 PM »

If you end up in a fight the person you are fighting is unlikely to be alone, so going to ground is fucking stupid..

painfull86 · « **Reply #44 on:** April 06, 2020, 01:53:40 PM »

Quote from: joswift on April 06, 2020, 01:52:50 PM

If you end up in a fight the person you are fighting is unlikely to be alone, so going to ground is fucking stupid..

whats your ground game like?

irishdave · « **Reply #45 on:** April 06, 2020, 02:24:09 PM »

Quote from: IroNat on April 06, 2020, 12:00:34 PM

Elvis was a red belt which is the highest you can go.

He was a high as you can get.

Are you insinuating Elvis took drugs? A fine athlete like that would never jeopardise his health

Darren Avey · « **Reply #46 on:** April 06, 2020, 02:54:45 PM »

Quote from: Teutonic Knight 1 on April 06, 2020, 01:48:10 PM

Hair spray his eyes ..............he was pro wrestling circus clown or something , right ?.

He crushed all

JustPlaneJane · « **Reply #47 on:** April 06, 2020, 04:11:10 PM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on April 06, 2020, 12:09:10 PM

What would be the best way to fight Meng haku in his prime

Darren if you had to play an air guitar rendition of Free Bird using a fully erect penis, would you rather use Goodrum’s or Wiggs’ “guitar”?

US MUSL · « **Reply #48 on:** April 06, 2020, 05:17:23 PM »

Quote from: irishdave on April 06, 2020, 02:24:09 PM

Are you insinuating Elvis took drugs? A fine athlete like that would never jeopardise his health

Wasn't Elvis a DEA agent?

AbrahamG · « **Reply #49 on:** April 06, 2020, 06:14:41 PM »

Quote from: JustPlaneJane on April 06, 2020, 04:11:10 PM

Darren if you had to play an air guitar rendition of Free Bird using a fully erect penis, would you rather use Goodrum’s or Wiggs’ “guitar”?

Great question.