#1 Go to the gym, There is some 140 lb puke doing BNP's with a dime and a nickel per side. After each BRUTAL set he starts hittin shots in the mirror like he's 2 weeks out. As he is doing this he's shooting me looks like "what?" Now I'm no Bob Chic but I literally outweighed this kid by 100 lbs.
#2 As I am doing my cardio, a FVCKING HOMO takes the machine next to me and starts fauning over me, regardless of the fact that I am wearing headphones and am blatantly not responding to him. I had to switch machines or I was going to level him.
#3 I'm stretching after cardio and there is another 140 lb puke Ab-shooting in the mirror for a good 5 minutes straight.
I prefer " mature gay man on the make" to FVckin' homo
I was not fauning over you, it was more like oogling. No big deal, you missed out, me and the 140 lb ab cutie ended up in the sauna anyway after he flashed me his glutes
Here is my personal workout day trifecta:
1. I felt my left nut cramp and opted out of a heavy leg work.
2. I started on the treadmill, got lookin' at some hot babe , go a stiffy, all the blood went to my middle leg and I fell off the treadmill, barely missing the squat rack.
3. I ate a box of donuts and finshed up with a major dump, proud I had unloaded a 12" turd in the bowl.