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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #50 on: May 23, 2020, 05:37:44 PM »
Hah! That was the exact scene of was thinking of when I made that post about Miami Vice turning me on to Phil Collins. Where do the years go?

Perfectly fitting song to that scene as well


They're on some revenge mission right? After a partner was killed?

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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #51 on: May 23, 2020, 05:47:42 PM »
None of them were cooler in the 80s than dong johnson.i still donít know why any of those guys were considered cool to begin with.

Steve McQueen for the car chase in Bullitt alone was the man.

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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #53 on: May 23, 2020, 05:57:47 PM »
Close. But...




Tom Cruise, seriously? A homo Scientologist?

And Val Kilmer? LOL! Not even in the same universe.


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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #54 on: May 23, 2020, 06:13:30 PM »
Steve McQueen
Paul Newman
Robert Redford
Brad Pitt

All were cooler a lot longer than Don Johnson.

For the record, these are #2 through #5.

Obviously I had Henda ranked as #1

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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #55 on: May 23, 2020, 06:13:48 PM »
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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #56 on: May 23, 2020, 06:30:45 PM »
Go online....buy a Steve McQueen Rolex or Tag Monaco and see what spend.

Canít say Iíve ever heard of anyone dying to own an Ebel BTR like Don Johnson wore.

Don Johnson married Melanie Griffith, while Steve McQueen rode into Monterrey on his Triumph and banged 11ís.

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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #57 on: May 23, 2020, 06:37:56 PM »
DON JOHNSON = KING OF KINGS
(in the 80s)

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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #58 on: May 23, 2020, 06:41:42 PM »
Go online....buy a Steve McQueen Rolex or Tag Monaco and see what spend.

Canít say Iíve ever heard of anyone dying to own an Ebel BTR like Don Johnson wore.

Don Johnson married Melanie Griffith, while Steve McQueen rode into Monterrey on his Triumph and banged 11ís.

Steve my queens sub has nothing on Paul Newmanís Daytona.But I couldnít care less for either of those two guys.Being a Rolex enthusiast I do love their watches.while I do like some tags,the monaco is one of the ugliest watches ever.

Also I idolize no man so they can all go fuck themselves.That being said don johnson is the coolest.

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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #59 on: May 23, 2020, 06:48:52 PM »
I IDOLIZE NO MAN!

But Don Johnson is the Coolest, Robcguns is greatest in 2020 and i'd love to roll around in Henda's Hairy Chest covered in babyoil and barbecuesauce while Rory watches. #TRUMP2020

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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #60 on: May 23, 2020, 06:52:34 PM »
I IDOLIZE NO MAN!

But Don Johnson is the Coolest, Robcguns is greatest in 2020 and i'd love to roll around in Henda's Hairy Chest covered in babyoil and barbecuesauce while Rory watches. #TRUMP2020


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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #61 on: May 23, 2020, 08:19:32 PM »

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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #63 on: May 23, 2020, 09:19:07 PM »
I IDOLIZE NO MAN!

Pellius has roundhouse kicked bums who are cooler than Robcguns and I would love to roll around in Henda's Hairy Chest covered in Nutella

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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #64 on: May 23, 2020, 10:41:28 PM »
An absolute hottie. So glad he didnít go the plastic surgery path as he aged. Still very good looking at 70.

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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #65 on: May 24, 2020, 12:47:19 AM »
Notice that he didn't have s beard.

So either beard is the coolest thing or it isnt, make up your mind fruitcake.

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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #66 on: May 24, 2020, 12:55:06 AM »
Notice that he didn't have s beard.

So either beard is the coolest thing or it isnt, make up your mind fruitcake.

Time to book those night college reading comprehension classes, buddyboyo.Also George Michael and Don Johnson single handidly brought stubble in to fashion in the 2nd half of the 80s.

95%+ of men have a weak, retruded ,narrow or short jaw and/or weak, retruded, narrow or short chin.I highly doubt you are in the 5% or less that would not benefit from a beard.

Soy boys all have huge beta eyes, high set eye brows, no brow ridge and fat faces, there is no saving that.And like I said 95% of men have chin or jaw defects.Pitt and Tatum are the 5%.In these cases stubble or clean shaven is usually best.Crowe was "hot" to women because his sex appeal was off the charts.


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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #67 on: May 24, 2020, 04:25:23 AM »


Pussy wrecking machine. This is the kind of man women would melt for in the Miami of the 80s. The hair, outfit, the electric piano with the incessant need to make music alone while watching Miami Vice.

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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #68 on: May 24, 2020, 05:30:04 AM »
For the record, these are #2 through #5.

Obviously I had Henda ranked as #1

Haha if only this were true

Edit ahh fuck I just read itís coolness list not handsomeness, hopes thoroughly dashed

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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #69 on: May 24, 2020, 06:19:38 AM »

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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #70 on: May 24, 2020, 06:30:36 AM »
An absolute hottie. So glad he didnít go the plastic surgery path as he aged. Still very good looking at 70.

That's another good point for Don.

He never went the Plastic Surgery path like his buddy Rourke.


Don allowed himself to age and that's a big feather in your cap for a Moviestar/Actor/Someone in the Public eye!

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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #71 on: May 24, 2020, 06:32:59 AM »


Sean was King in the 60s and 70s , not 80s. (he started showing his age in Highlander)


The eighties were Dons and Dons alone!


The Zardoz-look in 74 almost rivalled Henda's hairy chest though!



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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #72 on: May 24, 2020, 07:49:52 AM »
Sean was King in the 60s and 70s , not 80s. (he started showing his age in Highlander)


The eighties were Dons and Dons alone!


The Zardoz-look in 74 almost rivalled Henda's hairy chest though!



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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #73 on: May 24, 2020, 07:52:54 AM »
In my eyes the ultimate coolness of all time is Matthew mcconaughey but Don takes it for the 80s.

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Re: Anything cooler than being Don Johnson in the eighties?
« Reply #74 on: May 24, 2020, 08:02:26 AM »
In my eyes the ultimate coolness of all time is Matthew mcconaughey but donít takes it for the 80s.
90s but he caught on more 2000 s,,heís slick,but imagine him without the build and hair transplants,he would have been 2nd or 3rd star in the cast.