They should invent a new law: (for the US)
If someone having a problem with someone (let's say a redneck is assaulting a beanster or a canadian etc), he/she will be transported to a special room and sentenced to fight against Cswol.
Door is locked shut until only one stands.
If Cswol isn't available for that encounter, he can be replaced with Darren Avey, Marty Falcone, Vissy, Chad Mower, PrimeHustle, KetoKid, Rk, ialin, Straw Fag, Roastbeef Pecs or ElPolloSalmonella.