
A true power player, in an off-the-rack suit from TJ Maxx, a replica Omega with an orange strap, a yellow napkin for a handkerchief, a dish rag cut into the shape of a shirt and the glasses James Earl Jones used in “The Hunt for Red October”.
But the cigar, now that’s classy fucking move. And, bonus points, it helps distract from the fact that you were jacking off a Cuban cock during this “Cigar Afficionado” cover shot.
Also, your head is small and out of damn focus.