Oh Lawwwwwdy hep us! Hep us, oh LAWD!!! De plague o' color dun gon 'n' decimated de land.
It's a fuckin' virus like the flu. Buncha slack-jawed faggitos, these dems. Conservatives are Sexual Tyrannosaurs. Libtards are

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Their kind are the real virus. FTN.