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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2020, 05:37:05 PM »
Why is 6 afraid of 7?

7 is a registered six offender.
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2020, 05:44:41 PM »
Why did the cannibal stop eating clowns




They tasted funny
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2020, 06:23:58 PM »
Quote from: Methyl m1ke on December 02, 2020, 04:36:27 PM
What did the woman at the beach say to epic is back?

"Get out of my son!"

Hahahaha that really made me laugh.a few good jokes in here but this was just great.granted I’m stoned as fuck.
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2020, 07:36:21 PM »
Thanks for the great comedy
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2020, 07:40:40 PM »
What would you call a gaggle of Goodrum's butt-fucking?

The Soooooooooooooooul Train!
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #30 on: December 02, 2020, 08:54:31 PM »
What does a nostalgic proctologist do?
He looks up old friends


WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEAF GYNECOLOGIST?
A lip reader


SAM: One night I dreamed I was a muffler.
JEREMY: Really? What happened?
SAM: I woke up exhausted.
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #31 on: December 02, 2020, 08:55:10 PM »
How many Africans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What’s a lightbulb?
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #32 on: December 02, 2020, 09:50:00 PM »
A white man a Mexican man and a black man stand on a corner waiting to get on a bus

The Mexican man asks the white man

“What time is it “

White man says “ it’s 10:15 am sir “

Mexican mans says “shit I’m late for work “

The black man says

“ what’s work “

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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2020, 01:05:52 AM »
An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs.


 The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room."


"You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2020, 01:11:26 AM »
A woman walks into an ice cream parlor and tells the guy behind the counter,
"I'd like a gallon of chocolate ice cream."
The counter man says, "I know that this may sound strange, but we don't have
any chocolate ice cream. We ran out and the delivery truck hasn't arrived yet."
She says, "In that case, I'll have half a gallon of chocolate ice cream."
"Ma'am, I just told you that I'm sorry, we don't have any chocolate ice cream."
"Okay, then I'll have a pint of chocolate ice cream."
"Look lady, I said we don't have ANY chocolate ice cream."
"That's okay, I'll have an ice cream cone with two scoops of chocolate."
The counter man is absolutely livid and says, "Lady, how do you spell the
'straw' in strawberry?"
She says, "S-T-R-A-W."
"Right, now how do you spell the 'van' in vanilla?"
"V-A-N."
"Great, now how do you spell the 'fuck' in chocolate?"
She says, "There is no 'fuck' in chocolate."
"That's what I've been trying to tell you, THERE IS NO FUCKIN' CHOCOLATE!"
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #35 on: December 03, 2020, 02:33:51 AM »
How do u make a woman scream twice?

Stick it in her ass and then wipe it on the curtains
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2020, 02:47:02 AM »
What’s green n smells like pork?

Kermits finger


Why does miss piggy douche with sugar n vinegar?

Cuz Kermit likes sweet n sour pork
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2020, 05:41:13 AM »
Quote from: Tennisballz on December 02, 2020, 05:37:05 PM
Why is 6 afraid of 7?

7 is a registered six offender.

Be cause 7, ate, 9 you jack ass  :D
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #38 on: December 03, 2020, 05:45:22 AM »
What kind of jokes are allowed during quarantine?

Inside jokes
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #39 on: December 03, 2020, 06:51:46 AM »
a new female teacher starts her first day of school. she comes into the classroom introduces herself and asks the kids to say their names. when she asks the one boy his name. he says jack Fuckinghour. aghast the teacher runs off to the principal's office and asks him if we have a Fucking hour in the school. the principal replies nah, all we have is a coffee break.
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2020, 07:06:36 AM »
What did the grape say when it was crushed under an elephant's foot?

Nothing...it just let out a little wine
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2020, 07:09:28 AM »
a minister walks into a butcher shop and asks the butcher to recommend his best ham.  the butcher replies you want our goddam ham then.  the minister angrily says can't you see I'm a man of the cloth what's wrong with you cursing in front of me like that. the butcher tells him that goddam is the brand name and he meant him no disrespect. satisfied the minister buys the ham takes it home to his family.  when his wife serves the ham he tells his son to pass the goddam ham.  his son surprised says, now you're getting with it pop give me the fucking butter.
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2020, 07:19:39 AM »
a 5 th grade teacher is asking her students questions, what is the square root of 49 a little Japanese boy raises his hand and answers 7.  she asks what is the capital of Pennsylvania the Japanese boy raises his hand and answers Harrisburg.  she asks several more questions and each time the same Japanese boy answers them. she  then asks the class can't anyone else answer anything but tommy. one little boy in the back yells out fuck the japs. the teacher angrily yells who said that ?     the little Japanese boy raises his hand and says general Douglas MacArthur 1941.
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2020, 08:05:30 AM »
Quote from: epic is back on December 02, 2020, 08:55:10 PM
How many Africans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What’s a lightbulb?

Hahahaha
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2020, 02:09:08 PM »
What do epic is back and walmart have in common?

They both have boys pants half off!
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2020, 03:40:23 PM »
Quote from: Methyl m1ke on December 03, 2020, 02:09:08 PM
What do epic is back and walmart have in common?

They both have boys pants half off!

Hahahahah that was good.
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #46 on: December 03, 2020, 03:45:08 PM »
loving the comedy fellas

epic stuff 8)
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #47 on: December 03, 2020, 03:59:50 PM »
Quote from: funk51 on December 03, 2020, 07:09:28 AM
a minister walks into a butcher shop and asks the butcher to recommend his best ham.  the butcher replies you want our goddam ham then.  the minister angrily says can't you see I'm a man of the cloth what's wrong with you cursing in front of me like that. the butcher tells him that goddam is the brand name and he meant him no disrespect. satisfied the minister buys the ham takes it home to his family.  when his wife serves the ham he tells his son to pass the goddam ham.  his son surprised says, now you're getting with it pop give me the fucking butter.

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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #48 on: December 03, 2020, 04:08:19 PM »
A woman goes to the doctor. She opens her mouth wide and loudly asks him if it is true that you can tell the size of a man's penis by the size of his hands. The doctor answers, "No, but you can tell the size of a woman's vagina by the size of her mouth." The woman purses her lips as tightly as she can and whispers, "Oooh, is that sooo."
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Re: CHEESY JOKE THREAD
« Reply #49 on: December 03, 2020, 04:47:21 PM »
Why are friends a lot like snow?


If you pee on them they disappear.
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