Author Topic: CHEESY JOKE THREAD (Read 4270 times)

epic is back · « **on:** December 02, 2020, 04:08:02 PM »

why did the cookie go to the doctor?

because he felt crummy

epic is back · « **Reply #1 on:** December 02, 2020, 04:10:54 PM »

how do you make a tissue dance?

put a little boogie in it

epic is back · « **Reply #2 on:** December 02, 2020, 04:12:58 PM »

what do you call a fake noodle? any guesses funk?

a impasta

epic is back · « **Reply #3 on:** December 02, 2020, 04:13:53 PM »

how do you make holy water?

you boil the hell out of it

Methyl m1ke · « **Reply #4 on:** December 02, 2020, 04:36:27 PM »

What did the woman at the beach say to epic is back?

"Get out of my son!"

epic is back · « **Reply #5 on:** December 02, 2020, 04:41:48 PM »

"I got punched in the mouth by a drug addict today"

"now my jaws all methed up"

epic is back · « **Reply #6 on:** December 02, 2020, 04:43:22 PM »

A group of experienced glue-sniffers was teaching a newcomer to sniff glue.

But instead of sniffing the glue, the glue sniffer poured it into his mouth, and had to go to the hospital emergency room.

"Hey," reminded one of the glue-sniffers. "Don't expose our glue-sniffing group."

"Don't worry," replied another. "His lips are sealed."

epic is back · « **Reply #7 on:** December 02, 2020, 04:45:04 PM »

A refrigerator is the exact opposite of a drug addict.

It starts off in a box and then moves to a house.

epic is back · « **Reply #8 on:** December 02, 2020, 04:45:41 PM »

What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and resell it

epic is back · « **Reply #9 on:** December 02, 2020, 04:47:20 PM »

My former drug dealer quit dealing and is now working as a bartender...

I always knew he'd end up behind bars.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #10 on:** December 02, 2020, 05:11:14 PM »

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny Farts

epic is back · « **Reply #11 on:** December 02, 2020, 05:12:33 PM »

Did you know you could jump from a plane without parachutes?

Yes, but only once

epic is back · « **Reply #12 on:** December 02, 2020, 05:13:35 PM »

I have a lot of good jokes about unemployed people...

But none of them work.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #13 on:** December 02, 2020, 05:13:53 PM »

What's the definition of a good buddy?

A guy who goes out and gets two blowjobs then comes back and gives you one.

epic is back · « **Reply #14 on:** December 02, 2020, 05:14:49 PM »

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday the rest are week days.

epic is back · « **Reply #15 on:** December 02, 2020, 05:16:28 PM »

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Because they have good soles.

epic is back · « **Reply #16 on:** December 02, 2020, 05:17:18 PM »

What kind of music is a balloon scared of?

Pop music.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #17 on:** December 02, 2020, 05:17:22 PM »

Polish guy is standing in the unemployment line. He see's a sign on the wall that reads "wanted - for rape and grand theft auto".

He says to himself, "damn, those mexicans get all the good jobs".

epic is back · « **Reply #18 on:** December 02, 2020, 05:18:25 PM »

Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

The retail store.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #19 on:** December 02, 2020, 05:19:18 PM »

What do you call a field of cows jacking off?

Beef Stroganov

epic is back · « **Reply #20 on:** December 02, 2020, 05:21:33 PM »

Why can't you trust trees?

Because they are shady.

epic is back · « **Reply #21 on:** December 02, 2020, 05:22:10 PM »

Why couldn't the keyboard sleep?

Because it has 2 shifts.

epic is back · « **Reply #22 on:** December 02, 2020, 05:24:57 PM »

Why are math books always sad?

Because they are filled with problems.

Tennisballz · « **Reply #23 on:** December 02, 2020, 05:34:36 PM »

What did the 0 say to the 8?

“Nice belt”

Tennisballz · « **Reply #24 on:** December 02, 2020, 05:35:51 PM »

Did you hear about the 2 guys that got caught stealing the calendar?

They each got 6 months.